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Old October 23rd, 2005, 10:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Charlotte Church Sex Guide

I'm not even sure what to say about this one, but I think it's funny when people credit themselves for being the greatest lay ever.

Teen soprano CHARLOTTE CHURCH is so loved-up with her rugby star boyfriend GAVIN HENSON, she is planning to reveal the secrets of her bedroom bliss in a "Good Sex" guide.

The CRAZY CHICK hitmaker insists she is lucky when it comes to raunchy action, as most women have to put up with "lazy" lovers.

She says, "I never knew what it was like to feel this way. Maybe I'll write a funky retro guide to good sex.

"There are so many unhappy women and lazy men out there."

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...%20sex%20guide

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Old October 23rd, 2005, 10:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol, and shes probably not even having good sex, she just thinks she is
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Old October 23rd, 2005, 10:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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She seems funny to me, guess because she's not as popular over here.
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Old October 24th, 2005, 01:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You mean she's actually popular somewhere? I thought she was a hasbeen. I love it how she talks so much shit. It's entertaining.
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Old October 24th, 2005, 02:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Celebrities think what ever they say is so deep and meaningful and people will gasp in awe at their intelligence and knowledge. I only gasp in disgust at their self absorbed bullshit and that they think they are authorities on everything from sex to psychiatry.........even the history of psychiatry.
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Old October 24th, 2005, 12:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^^^don't be be a hater just cuz you don't know the history of anything.
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Old October 24th, 2005, 05:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How does she even know what good sex is? She's still a teenager for cryin' out loud!
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Old October 24th, 2005, 05:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It disturbs to read that this girl is having sex.
MAKE IT STOP!
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Old October 24th, 2005, 06:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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The "voice of an angel" has a body for sin!!
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Old October 24th, 2005, 11:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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does she really think we all can benefit from her "knowledge"? just cause sex is new to her doesnt mean its new to the rest of the sex having world. im sure she can add so much to the body of knowledge that is out there. i mean there is so little written about sex
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Old October 25th, 2005, 12:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Sex? Is that where...??? and um....er.....is it something good? It is all news to me. I better read her guide. Gee what a relief to find out about this before anyone else catches on.
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Old October 25th, 2005, 02:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Sex? Is that where...??? and um....er.....is it something good? It is all news to me. I better read her guide. Gee what a relief to find out about this before anyone else catches on.
that's a good one!
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Old October 25th, 2005, 02:19 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Right. OK.

Im with you lot. Shes mad.

What is this girl thinking? 'A guy made me come and in the last 'Teen Sensation' Magazine I read that lots of girls dont so I will save them all with my wealth of experience.'
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Old October 25th, 2005, 02:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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how old is she anyway? doesnt really matter how old she is....it's still nasty
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Old October 25th, 2005, 02:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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She is 19.
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