May 25th, 2006, 02:59 PM
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Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
Hollywood director KEVIN SMITH's personal experience of anal problems makes him watch BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN in a whole new light. The CHASING AMY film-maker regularly suffers from haemorrhoids and after one bout left him with particularly excruciating bowl movement, he opted for an anal fissure to end the pain. Smith says, "After watching Brokeback Mountain recently, I can't imagine how JAKE GYLLENHAAL's character couldn't not be sporting an anal fissure of his own after his first mountain-top tryst with HEATH LEDGER's ENNIS DEL MAR, when only a palm full of saliva acted as lubricant." Both actors were Oscar nominated for playing star-crossed cowboy lovers in the ANG LEE movie.
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May 25th, 2006, 03:05 PM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
Uhm, too much unnecessary info. Also, too much thought into splicing your scenerio with Brokes.
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May 25th, 2006, 03:25 PM
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Brokeback Mountain reminds Kevin Smith of hemmorhoid problems
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May 25th, 2006, 03:49 PM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
I should have known better ... "a palm full of saliva"
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May 25th, 2006, 03:50 PM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
I really do not want to think about Kevin Smith on the john taking a dump...
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May 25th, 2006, 05:50 PM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
OMG, TMI on so many levels. 
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May 25th, 2006, 05:55 PM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
Now I literally feel off.
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May 25th, 2006, 10:10 PM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
Kevin is a trip! LOL
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May 26th, 2006, 04:27 AM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
I think his ass is hurting because he is talking out of it!
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May 26th, 2006, 05:59 AM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
So, is he a bottom or a topper?
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May 26th, 2006, 07:17 AM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
Kevin Smith must be one of the most insipid people
working in L.A. today -- and to think he has a following.
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May 26th, 2006, 07:19 AM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
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Kevin Smith must be one of the most insipid people
working in L.A. today -- and to think he has a following.
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Love his blog, not impressed by his one note movies.
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May 26th, 2006, 07:22 AM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
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after one bout left him with particularly excruciating bowl movement, he opted for an anal fissure to end the pain.
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An anal fissure is a tear or split in the lining of the rectum and is x1000 MORE painful than a haemorrhoid. Don't ask me how I know this, I just do OK? 
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May 26th, 2006, 08:00 AM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
Guess he didn't know you can get them lasered off.
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May 26th, 2006, 11:58 AM
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Re: Kevin Smith suffers from Brokeback Haemorrhoid Mountains
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Guess he didn't know you can get them lasered off.
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Sadly, not all types of haemorrhoids can be.
(my grandpa had them)
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