May 22nd, 2006, 05:28 AM
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John Travolta Wigs Out
By Maggie Kalogeropoulos
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So, this story is incredible. Is it the true kind of incredible? I’d like to think so, simply because it’s so friggin’ hilarious!
This one’s about a mega superstar we’ve come to refer to as John Travolta and a washed-up singer/rapper we've long since forgotten named Fred Durst.
Allegedly, John and Fred have recently grown to become quite the chummy pair. I’m not talking manicures and pillow fights, but close. One night, the Brit newsletter Popbitch reports , this friendship got a startle when John arrived at Fred’s place exclaiming: “Johnny wants mouthwash. Johnny loves mouthwash." So, Fred, being the solid buddy that he is, got his friend some mouthwash. And before he knew it, Johnny leaned in for a big, sloppy kiss. Fred stood there horrified. Was it because of the kiss or was it because John showed up without his wig on [as the story maintains]? My guess is a little bit of both.
http://ca.askmen.com/toys/entertainm...59_gossip.html
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May 22nd, 2006, 06:41 AM
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May 22nd, 2006, 06:42 AM
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^^ lol
my reaction when I read this was "WTF???"
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May 22nd, 2006, 06:59 AM
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Eh, it's no secret that 'Johnny' is gay, although I am surprised that he's partial to mouthwash...and low-talent washed up 'rappers'.
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May 22nd, 2006, 07:03 AM
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ok, so he's gay & he wears a wig?? WTF?
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May 22nd, 2006, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by moomies
^^ lol
my reaction when I read this was "WTF???"
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WTF is not enough when Fred Durst is involved!!! 
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May 22nd, 2006, 09:28 AM
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The most startling thing is that he refers to himself in the third person.
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May 22nd, 2006, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Bellatheball
The most startling thing is that he refers to himself in the third person.
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I know!--That's odd. Maybe the name "Johnny" is his *gay alter-ego*. When he is John (as we've always heard him called), he's the straight family man with a wife & kids who suppresses his homosexuality (or tries to, anyway). When he's Johnny, he can live freely as a gay man. That's my guess!
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May 22nd, 2006, 10:32 AM
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Bizarre.
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May 22nd, 2006, 10:34 AM
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I thought Fred Durst was psycho enough without hearing this. Does anyone remember his claims of banging Britney Spears doggy style and his fanboy drooling on Hallie Berry during the making of the video for "Behind Blue Eyes"? He's scary stalker like star fucker material.
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May 22nd, 2006, 10:56 AM
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This story raises more questions than it answers. I demand clarification.
*stomps foot*
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May 22nd, 2006, 11:30 AM
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Um.....o.....k....
I have no words...
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May 22nd, 2006, 11:46 AM
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Lynnie! You added your signature! 
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May 22nd, 2006, 12:37 PM
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^^YEA! Stopped being lazy and did it.....not sure I like it, but I'll keep it for awhile. What the hell right??
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May 22nd, 2006, 01:01 PM
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What a bizarre story.
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