May 21st, 2006, 04:23 AM
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NEWSFLASH: World welcomes Best Looking Spawn EVA!
No pressure, Baby Boy Jolie-Pitt... the expectations will eventually blow over. By the time you're old enough to read this, your parents won't even know each other's cellphone numbers, and will be speaking to each other via lawyers, PR Reps, cover story quotes on People Magazine and Britney/Justin-style dance-offs. Since they both still make movies, which means they'll both meet newer, HOTTER co-stars, eventually.... hm. Actually, you may be ok - I forgot, there AREN'T any hotter co-stars than these two. Where WOULD one GO from Angelina/Brad???
Something to ponder, anyway.
According to this press release by Brad's PR firm, Angelina had a 6lb. baby boy they named Benin Obadele.... you didn't think they were gonna name him "Josh" or "Mike" didja?
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5...nnounce6sv.jpg
I am finding this extremely hard to believe that I am FIRST with this announcement. This forum is usually SOOOOO up to the minute... oh well..it IS 4:30am on a Sunday morning, but STILL!
EDITED TO ADD: C-l-o-o-n-e-y. THAT'S where you go after Brad Pitt.
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May 21st, 2006, 04:45 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
Benin Obadele - wow!? thats a very ugly name
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May 21st, 2006, 05:34 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
I stopped trying to figure out why anyone names their kids anything a long time ago. Hope all are well and I wish them luck.
**edit: I can't find anything on this anywhere on the web...no news services are picking it up yet. Strange.
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May 21st, 2006, 06:04 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
I know...
For all I know, it could be fake, but ...?
I found it on CRAIGSLIST, actually. We'll see, I guess.
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May 21st, 2006, 06:19 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
from D-listed:
Somebody posted this picture with "19 inches, 6 pounds and 1 ounce" on Craigslist.org. It's sooo just a joke, because that baby is gonna come out half black and Brad Pitt will be in for quite a shock
(It's most likely a joke, there's no news on the internet till now and a quick google says that Pitt's publicist is called Cindy Guagenti in a firm called Ogilvy PR)
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May 21st, 2006, 06:33 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
Those fingers are too fat to be Angie's
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May 21st, 2006, 06:48 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
They could call him Ben for short. Ben's a cool name.
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May 21st, 2006, 07:54 AM
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Is this for real?
Nah I don't think so.
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May 21st, 2006, 07:57 AM
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Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Nobody else seems to be reporting this.
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May 21st, 2006, 11:52 AM
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I don't think this is real either. Noone else is reporting it.
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May 21st, 2006, 11:58 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
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Originally Posted by bella
Those fingers are too fat to be Angie's 
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That's true--Angelina has those bird-like claw fingers/hands.
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May 21st, 2006, 01:25 PM
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Hmmmmmm.......why isn't it EVERYWHERE yet?
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May 21st, 2006, 01:31 PM
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Psych!! :d
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May 22nd, 2006, 10:45 AM
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Hope it's true. All of it. Even the pic. That baby is cute.
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May 22nd, 2006, 11:59 AM
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Re: Jolie & Pitt had their Jolie-Pitt
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It's sooo just a joke, because that baby is gonna come out half black and Brad Pitt will be in for quite a shock
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OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im so glad someone else put what i was thinking!! I was remembering when Angie was doing that sexy dance and looking lustily at Wycliffe Jean before the old pregnancy news hit..................and i did wonder i must admit!!! Im glad im not the only one!!
It would be a handsome baby.
Oh Wycliffe honey!!!!
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