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Old May 21st, 2006, 12:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why Can't Starlet Jones Get a Job?





Star Jones is expected to announce her leaving The View any day now and is currently looking for another project to give her a reason. Star and her people are desperately searching for anybody to give her a show. So far nobody is interested.

I personally think that Star should take a much needed vacation and rest that rubbery face of hers. It's time for Gay Al to get to work. I hear that Queer Eye needs a new cast member.

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Old May 21st, 2006, 01:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Cos she's obnoxious and nobody likes her. Next!
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Old May 21st, 2006, 01:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I can't wait to see Joy's reaction on air if and when Star announces she's leaving.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 06:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, Star started out as a lawyer, didn't she? She can always fall back on that.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 07:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Star Jones can't get a job because she's an annoying money-grubbing twat who spouts born again Christian shit while pretending she doesn't know her husband is playing for the other team. And she has no sense of humor, which is the eighth deadly sin as far as I'm concerned.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 07:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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So far nobody is interested.
^^That sounds logical...

Is Gay Al unemployed like Kfed leeching off his wife?
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 12:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, what the hell does AL do for a living? Or is he just on her payroll?
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