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    Why Can't Starlet Jones Get a Job?





    Star Jones is expected to announce her leaving The View any day now and is currently looking for another project to give her a reason. Star and her people are desperately searching for anybody to give her a show. So far nobody is interested.

    I personally think that Star should take a much needed vacation and rest that rubbery face of hers. It's time for Gay Al to get to work. I hear that Queer Eye needs a new cast member.

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    Default Re: Why Can't Star Jones get a Job?

    Cos she's obnoxious and nobody likes her. Next!

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    I can't wait to see Joy's reaction on air if and when Star announces she's leaving.
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    Well, Star started out as a lawyer, didn't she? She can always fall back on that.

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    Star Jones can't get a job because she's an annoying money-grubbing twat who spouts born again Christian shit while pretending she doesn't know her husband is playing for the other team. And she has no sense of humor, which is the eighth deadly sin as far as I'm concerned.
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    So far nobody is interested.
    ^^That sounds logical...

    Is Gay Al unemployed like Kfed leeching off his wife?

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Yeah, what the hell does AL do for a living? Or is he just on her payroll?

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