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Old May 20th, 2006, 02:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dane Cook's 'Snow Job' on Jessica Simpson and Raquel Houghton? By Julie Pike
May 20, 2006 Dane Cook has vehemently denied having a relationship with 'Employee of the Month' co-star Jessica Simpson. In fact, both have remained steadfast that they are just friends. Published reports have stated that Dane has a live-in girlfriend, Raquel Houghton.
Is Jess being snowed?
But now Alan Smith claims that Dane is seeing both gals at once.
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The Enquirer writer cites an insider that says "Dane is pulling off the snow job of the century on Jessica and Raquel. He's been seeing Jessica regularly since they returned from filming their comedy flick, 'Employee of the Month' in New Mexico and yet goes home to Raquel every night," the sauce tells the magazine.
The report continues by claiming the insider says that the plan is to keep denying the relationship while keeping the "love connection" going with low-key dates.
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And get this - Smith writes that Cook has no intention of dumping the lovely Raquel. Earlier reports had said that the Costa-Rican beauty got wind of her boyfriend's hookup and threatened to move out, but they are still together.
"Dane managed to smooth things over with Raquel," the source tells the Enquirer. "He tells her that Jessica has a puppy love crush on him and that will blow over soon."
The source then gives the classic, "Dane's having his cake and eating it, too."
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How long can the comedy bad boy keep this up if this is accurate - not long. The spotlight on Jessica Simpson is very intense so it will be near impossible for her to see anyone "in secret" for long.
The source predicts, "Broken hearts all around."
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Old May 20th, 2006, 03:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I called it first!
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Old May 20th, 2006, 06:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ugh she looks horrible in that picture, she's really trying to be cute or something, but its not working.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 07:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That guy seems really gay to me.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 08:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ugh she looks horrible in that picture, she's really trying to be cute or something, but its not working.
Ha, this was one of the ONLY pics I've seen of her where I actually thought she looked pretty!
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If "The Lovely Raquel" has two working brain cells, she will let Jessica have him!!
I had never even heard of this guy before he was on that episode of SNL. If he hooks up with Simpleton, I couldn't care less.......they both make me ill.
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All I had to hear was that they were going to be working together and I knew I was looking at the next guy she'd be banging...regardless of girlfriend, wife, etc.
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