Tony Danza slams Tom Cruise

mia981 · October 8th, 2005, 03:33 AM

Former TAXI star TONY DANZA is far from impressed with TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES' baby news - because they're having a child out of wedlock.

The Hollywood couple, who became engaged in June (05) after two months of dating, announced they're expecting their first child together yesterday (05OCT05) .

Danza is bemused by Cruise's behaviour and believes his recent attack on BROOKE SHIELDS' decision to take medication for her postpartum depression was hypocritical considering the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE star is now living his own life with questionable morality.

The talk show host says, "I'm a little upset about this. Here's a guy out there lecturing people about drugs, but out of wedlock births don't seem to bother him.

"He's never (appearing on) my show, so it doesn't matter."

He adds, "I'm happy for them, but we're going to send them to MAURY (POVICH's show) for a DNA test.

muchlove · October 8th, 2005, 03:58 AM

Ha! I don't even like Tony Danza, but damn.

haggard · October 8th, 2005, 05:55 AM

You know you've hit a new low when a guy who only plays characters with his own name starts insulting you...

drama_queen · October 8th, 2005, 08:39 AM

GO Tony!

**Mr. Authority** · October 8th, 2005, 08:42 AM

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He adds, "I'm happy for them, but we're going to send them to MAURY (POVICH's show) for a DNA test.

PWNAGE!!!

Algernon · October 8th, 2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Authority

PWNAGE!!!

I know this is probably a well-known thing...but what does PWN mean? I remember seeing it on someone's avatar about Jennifer Aniston too, but kept my mouth shut cuz I didn't get it!

And GO TONY DANZA!!!!! I like him. Now I like him even more.

LynnieD · October 8th, 2005, 12:08 PM

Well, I can now say for the first time in my life that I actually agree with and applaud Tony Danza for something he said. Wow, who'd have thought?

barbiedoll25 · October 8th, 2005, 12:15 PM

Good.... f Tom Cruise!

child_of_dark · October 8th, 2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MonkeyMouth

I know this is probably a well-known thing...but what does PWN mean? I remember seeing it on someone's avatar about Jennifer Aniston too, but kept my mouth shut cuz I didn't get it!

And GO TONY DANZA!!!!! I like him. Now I like him even more.

tony danze certainly isnt exactly what i call well-adjusted, but hey, it takes a crook to know a crook !

OT: PWNed refers to a coruption/misspelling of "owned", most probably started by geeks/nerds like me

. ok, im not a nerd, but i know that this is a very common expression in computer games.

for example, i kill an enemy, and then i will type "PWNED !! " like some 12 y/o kiddie, to show that i was victorious over him, and "owns" him.

blondeviking · October 8th, 2005, 01:44 PM

Ha ha yes that is some serious pwnage

But um

Even if Tony wanted him on the show..I don't think a star of Tom's listing would be seen on the T Danza show =P

Algernon · October 8th, 2005, 01:52 PM

^^^EXACTLY!!! Heck, Oprah's lucky to get him! And Matt Lauer was lucky to get him!

...and, is the Tony Danza show still on? Who goes on it? What does he talk about?

suede · October 8th, 2005, 02:02 PM

Good for Tony.

jtoland · October 8th, 2005, 04:46 PM

For once I can agree with Tony Danza. I'm just so sick of this whole TomKat spectacle.

child_of_dark · October 8th, 2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jtoland

For once I can agree with Tony Danza. I'm just so sick of this whole TomKat spectacle.

we are sick of it, but at least we can fulfil our mean and twisted fantasy on taking it out on a harmless and lonely gay man and his child bride every once in a while...

vonvyne · October 8th, 2005, 11:32 PM

Since Tom Cruise is officially "psycho", how many HOllywood longtime "hunks" do we have left???? Noone say Pitt please, he doesn't even count.