Janice Dickinson as mouthy as ever.

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In what may be the most oddly compelling interview we’ve seen in a while, Janice Dickinson, the world’s first supermodel (and living proof that plastic surgery for necks is nowhere near as advanced as plastic surgery for faces) talks to The Book Standard about her latest work, Check, Please!, a dating guide. Janice, who actually seems more intelligent than her interlocutor, shares her insights on the following topics:

On Judith Regan: ” I’m probably the only woman on earth, other than her daughter, that loves her.”

On John F. Kennedy, Jr.: “I had a blind date with him. You didn’t remember I was macking on him on the bubblegum machine at Studio 54, outside the ladies’ room. John Kennedy was hot. But all I could think of during our blind date was Jackie O’s pink blood-stained Chanel suit. You know, during the assassination of his dad. So, I mean, that’s not cool.”

On Kate Moss: “Even if she was a hooker plying her trade in front of her daughter doesn’t connotate that she’s a bad mom.”

On K-Fed (“a fucking using, pond-scum leech”): “[H]e obviously bangs the living hell out of her. You know, what do they call sperm that hit? … What do they call sperm that hit? He’s loaded? What do they call it? I forgot. Sperm that hit. Kevin Priceline is probably packin’.”

On the difficult life of the author when inspiration is slow to come: ” I’m a writer, what can I say? There are times when I just stare at the goddamn pad, cause I’m computer-illiterate so I write by hand. I stare and stare and stare, then all of a sudden, like you just noticed, a whim will come over me, like a tsunami, and I will just start a spin and then I’m unstoppable. It’s just like a big ball of shooting-star energy.”

She also hints that she may have nailed Bill Clinton. Seriously, you need to check this out.

Janice Dickinson, On Her Knees: Trash-Talk on Tommy Lee, JFK Jr., Paris, Britney and Kevin “Priceline” [The Book Standard]

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Longer interview here: http://www.thebookstandard.com/books..._id=1002503094


Somehow, even though she's completely out of her mind, I am fond of her.

[moomies]

Kevin Priceline is probably packin’

[ediebrooks]

Oh, Janice, are things so bleak you have to write about all the guys you've laid? I'll probably read the book, though, like I've read the others. Why? Because you're funny as hell.

[UndercoverGator]

Shuddering imagining her and Bill Clinton making the beast with two backs. Ughhhhhhhh. Horrible mental images!

[Mel1973]

I LOVE me some Janice. She's great. I like that she doesn't give a big rat's ass about ANYTHING! There is nothing taboo for her & I think that's a quality to be admired - however, she needs to stop the PS before she turns into Joan Rivers or that dummy/muppet (WTF was it?) Madame!

[asha22]

She's Joan Rivers mark 2. I wondered what all the ps was for!

[Jaded]

She needs her own talk show or sumthin! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

[FierceKiten]

On K-Fed (“a fucking using, pond-scum leech”): “[H]e obviously bangs the living hell out of her. You know, what do they call sperm that hit? … What do they call sperm that hit? He’s loaded? What do they call it? I forgot. Sperm that hit. Kevin Priceline is probably packin’.”

This sound like a bargin bin book seller

[Lakesweetjane]

She's great - like Rosanne Bar once was - just belligerent and rude! It's Hollywood - it needs one of her!
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I was born to rock, that's just what I do!

[misswang]

Originally Posted by Jaded

She needs her own talk show or sumthin! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

That would be so great!!

[Wonderwoman]

Originally Posted by misswang

That would be so great!!

I second that!

[Raspberry gashes]

Originally Posted by Jaded

She needs her own talk show or sumthin! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

She should have the show; not Tyra Banks.
I think Janice can be a fruitcake, but you've gotta love how she speaks and doesn't give a shit. Its admirable.