Britney Spears Gives Up Kabbalah

UndercoverGator · May 16th, 2006, 02:51 PM

At Britney's official site - http://www.britneyspears.com in the Letters of Truth section she posted that she's given up Kaballah and that her baby is her religion.

Been a year since we saw a Letter O Troof and she posts one nonsensical line about her baby being her religion? If I was a fan I'd be pissed off over her lack of updates. If SPF is her religion then she's a shitty practioner. Religious disrespect, let me count the ways, driving with her religion in her lap, dropping her religion on the floor a couple of times and driving yesterday with her religion backwards in the car. Very reverent Twitney.

Wonderwoman · May 16th, 2006, 02:53 PM

What will she practice NEXT? Hmm? Scientology?

Lakesweetjane · May 16th, 2006, 02:56 PM

Of course she did. She can't read or write or study or concentrate on something that isn't 100% about her. That poor son of hers, when she's not dropping it on it's head, joyriding with it on her lap or buckled in the seat wrong, she is confusing it with religion.
Britney - you are sopposed to teach the child - not follow him blindly.
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Voodoo Child · May 16th, 2006, 05:31 PM

She must be sick of drinking the *blessed water* cause you know water is healthy and all!

Cheetos must come first again now.

enctpc · May 16th, 2006, 05:57 PM

Has she given up Kabbalah because she can't keep up with the 'membership' fees???

DitaPage* · May 16th, 2006, 06:54 PM

Kabbalah is as ridiculous, if not more ridiculous, than Scientology. And what the hell- my baby is my religion? DUMB.

Laurent · May 16th, 2006, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UndercoverGator

If SPF is her religion then she's a shitty practioner.

Hallelujah Amen.

LynnieD · May 16th, 2006, 07:01 PM

Possibly one of the dumbest things I have heard come out of her mouth....after 'I do' of course (the second time).

MysticWitch · May 30th, 2006, 11:34 PM

To Brits defense. She probably didnt even know what Kaballah was

Karizma · May 31st, 2006, 12:29 AM

That is just sad, and you'd think she would come up with a better sentence to prove to the world she is not the "unfit" mother she deemed to be.

Nitelite · May 31st, 2006, 03:27 AM

i saw this written somewhere else. What do you think about it?

"I just came from the Britney thread. It's amazing! You trip one time and get pictures taken of you crying holding your child and the whole world becomes sympathetic to you. They forget Brtitney "stole" K-fag from Shar Jackson, who was pregnant with K-fags second child. They forget the number of times she has endangered her child's life. They forget how she tried to portray her self as virginal all the while wearing barely no clothes on stage. They forget she is still married to that loser and still is with him. They forget she used to gift expensive cars and motocycles and still pays for him. WOW!!! What some tears can do for someone. Now it's poor Brittney and leave Brittney alone, she is young. "Stop hounding her". Is that why she is never called a homewrecker, because people sorry for her? Even if it was k-fags and Shar's home she was destroying!"

Mookie · May 31st, 2006, 07:12 AM

eek! even angelina was more discreet in her homewrecking ways! well, truth is britney IS young and all that blah, blah, blah...not that that excuses anything...hopefully she'll wake up and see kevin's bad influence in her life. i just hope those exascerbating trailer park ways go back in the closet. enough already. i'm not necessarily a britney fan (go xtina!), but i liked her better when she bathed and looked cute. i hope, for the sake of the babies, she can get it together before she has a total meltdown.

MrsDark · May 31st, 2006, 11:49 AM

She's an idiot, but that goes to show even an idiot realizes that bullshit (Kabbalah...religion period) is a waste of her time! She needs as little distraction as possible if that kid is going to make it out of babyhood/childhood in one piece!

Nitelite · May 31st, 2006, 11:55 AM

Even Jerry Sienfield was discreet. He met his now wife while she was on her honeymoon with her then husband. It's funny how quickly some people are labeled homewreckers and others get away with it without anyone pouncing on them. Anybody remember Billy Crudup leaving a pregnant Mary Louis Parker for Claire Danes. No? Exactly.

MrsDark · May 31st, 2006, 12:15 PM

Because none of those other people are famous for being trashy!

In reality they are probably just as trashy, with slightly higher IQ's. BUT...they are famous for other things. And an image that is a bit smarter than teenybopper pop tart who wasn't even smart enough to be a good student for the brief time that she WAS in school (in Louisiana schools at that!).