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    21/10/05 : BANDERAS TEACHES DAUGHTER HE IS IMMORTAL



    ANTONIO BANDERAS is bringing up his nine year old daughter STELLA to believe he is invincible, by banning her from watching films he gets killed in.

    Stella - his daughter with MELANIE GRIFFITH - is allowed to watch her dad in new sequel THE LEGEND OF ZORRO, because it's light on violence. But other films go through a strict screening process.

    He says, "She knows very well that papa always wins. I don't take her to movies where I get killed. No way."



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    That's healthy parenting.

    While he's at it he should also tell her that he's omniscient, psychic and can move objects with his thoughts.

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    and also chop wood with his dong, and prevent dam floods with his testicles.

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    ^ No, that's what Mel does...

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