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    21/10/05 : OSBOURNE WANTS KELLY TO MARRY ROYALTY



    SHARON OSBOURNE has high hopes for her daughter KELLY - she wants her to seduce and marry one of the British bachelor royals PRINCE WILLIAM or PRINCE HARRY.

    The wife/manager of hellraising rocker OZZY OSBOURNE is convinced Kelly would whip the heirs into shape - and revolutionise the British monarchy at the same time.

    She says, "I would love to see Kelly slapping those boys around. Oh my God, would she. They would be no curtseying from her - she'd give them all a b**locking.

    "She could save the monarchy."

    "I'd love the wedding - she'd have a bright red wedding dress."



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    Dream on, Sharon.

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    my mom has the same hopes for me

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    Kelly's just what those prim and proper lads need.

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    ya sure, whatever.

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    Who the hell would marry that fugly bitch? 50 cent is looking for a woman...send Kelly that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrisonlver View Post
    Who the hell would marry that fugly bitch? 50 cent is looking for a woman...send Kelly that way.
    She's not that ugly. I could easily name more than a dozen Hollywood starlets today who are much more deserving of that title. She's simply overweight and has bad fashion sense. Her skin is perfect as are her teeth and I like her nose.
    I think mom Sharon is just trying to stay in the limelight with remarks like this But it would be quite a coupe if it would happen. Kinda like "King Ralph"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lalaland View Post
    Sharon is annoying and needs to shut the hell up. Why is she trying to ridicule her daughter in public? You can't tell me Sharon does not realize how absured her comments are.
    so true. im sure kelly doesnt even want to marry any royalty.

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    Can't blame Sharon for dreaming. Hell, I want to seduce Harry or William myself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss_perfect View Post
    Can't blame Sharon for dreaming. Hell, I want to seduce Harry or William myself!
    heh heh, thats on my agenda also lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    She's simply overweight
    Is that in the Hollywood sense of overweight or the real world sense? I've seen pictures of Kelly standing next to Britney Spears and Kelly having a small waist than Britney, but bigger hips/chest (not boobs). She's just got a chubby face and head. I bet she's actually quite thin or at least not overweight.

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    kelly wears a corset though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by beklah324 View Post
    Is that in the Hollywood sense of overweight or the real world sense? I've seen pictures of Kelly standing next to Britney Spears and Kelly having a small waist than Britney, but bigger hips/chest (not boobs). She's just got a chubby face and head. I bet she's actually quite thin or at least not overweight.
    Real World sense. She's about my height, a little shorter, and I'M overweight by a few pounds but don't look half as heavy as she does. I'm also more than twice her age, so I'm supposed to be a bit heavier. I see serious health problems in this kid's future if she doesn't lose a few pounds now.

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