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Old May 9th, 2006, 04:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Tom Cruise really does save lives!!

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Tom Cruise is back to his heroic ways. The action star — who several years ago was credited with saving a series of people’s lives — is being lauded for yet another act of bravery, this time, coming to the rescue of — what a shock — a journalist. A television reporter was knocked to the ground and “almost trampled” by the throng trying to reach Cruise, according to The Star, which reports that Cruise dropped to his knees to assist the damsel. “Are you okay? Are you okay?” Cruise asked, according to an “eyewitness” account. “Please, everyone step back. This woman needs help! I’m going to help you up, okay?” The woman was “visibly shaken” but fine, thanks to Cruise, the witness said.

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Old May 9th, 2006, 06:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like he was reciting lines
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Old May 9th, 2006, 06:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds like dialogue from...a really bad Tom Cruise film.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 07:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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that's what I was thinking - "eyewitness" hehehehehehe
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Old May 9th, 2006, 01:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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She was probably a $cientologist paid to play a part.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 01:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Funny how he only saves lives when he has a film coming out.......
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Old May 9th, 2006, 01:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I wonder if he offered her vitamins for her shattered ankle
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Old May 9th, 2006, 01:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I wonder if he offered her vitamins for her shattered ankle
or an Ace bandage officially blessed by Xenu?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 02:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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He is going to save the world you know. pfttttttt.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Planted gossip
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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Im starting to think he has a doppleganger...he's everywhere
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I can believe it, but only because it does sound like a bad TMM movie. Clearly, the woman wasn't in mortal danger. Over-reacting douche, he is.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 11:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Nice" & "heroic" of him to "help" the "journalist." Considering that he's the "root cause" for the frenzied "throng." Buck-toothed, pinheaded demon-spawn.
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