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    Default Jesse Metcalfe confirmes he's dating Nadine Coyle and wants to be the next Tom Cruise

    HE'S been seen with three different dates in the past month - but Desperate Housewives hunk Jesse Metcalfe has declared to us he's a one-woman man.

    The actor had ladies lining the street outside London's Grosvenor House Hotel to catch a glimpse of him at the TV Baftas on Sunday. But inside, Jesse opened his heart to 3am, telling us that Girls Aloud stunner Nadine Coyle is the one for him - despite his being linked to Brit model Laura Shields and actress Brittany Snow.

    "I'm a one-woman man," he gushed. "There has been so much gossip about me but I can set the record straight - me and Nadine are dating - although but I don't know if she's moving out to LA."

    Eh! What's wrong with you moving over here? "She's a great girl," added the 27-year-old, who played Wisteria Lane's hunky gardener.

    "I'm not ready to settle down properly just yet. I didn't bring her here tonight, I'm flying solo. It's amazing all the screaming girls here, and it's strange actually having my top on for a change."

    Irish beauty Nadine, 20, started dating Jesse two months ago when they met in Australia. He jetted over here to visit her last month.

    Nadine has claimed: "I've been out of luck with love recently but Jesse is my dream man. I've always had a thing for him."

    But last month we revealed Jesse had been seeing former Miss England Shields in LA.

    And last week he took leggy blonde Snow to the LA premiere of his new movie John Tucker Must Die. But now it looks like Nad's Irish charm has won over the perfectly groomed star. "She's a very special girl," Jesse told us.

    Meanwhile, could it be a case of life imitating art when it comes to his new film role? "It's a comedy about a serial cheater, he's the popular guy in high school who's dating three girls at the same time and they find out about it. They take him down, it's great.

    "Now I want to do more movies, but I don't want to be typecast into romantic comedy roles," he went on. "I'd love to do something more edgy. I'd like to be the next Tom Cruise and maybe do some action movies."
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    ^ WHAT........ is that?
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    He's not gay?
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    I'd like to be the next Tom Cruise ...

    He wants to be a closeted psycho-moron pretending to be something he's not?

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    He has now confirmed it...gay, gay, gay....my gaydar nearly blew a gasket just from reading this.
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    This magazine always makes up quotes. Dumb young Americans do not say "settle down properly" whereas PROPERLY is a word overused by Brits. (I am married to one.) Also I feel pretty save in stating that he would say "shirt" not "top"!!!

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    I agree with 'proper', but I think 'top' is pretty common. I am Canadian and I say top all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc
    I agree with 'proper', but I think 'top' is pretty common. I am Canadian and I say top all the time.
    Don't you still have the Queen on your money? Straight men do not usually use the word "top" here to mean their shirts. But that may be the rub!

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    Don't you still have the Queen on your money?

    Yes, as well as assorted wildlife and a couple of PM's. I think we still consider her our Queen too. When I was a kid, I remember having to sing God Save The Queen at the beginning of school every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc
    I agree with 'proper', but I think 'top' is pretty common. I am Canadian and I say top all the time.
    An American woman might say top, but I have 5 brothers and NEVER has anyone of them used the word "top" in reference to a piece of clothing!
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    Isn't Jesse's 15 minutes about finished? He is pretty much off of DHW now. He wasn't much of an actor on there even. Just cute to look at.

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    HE'S been seen with three different dates in the past month - but Desperate Housewives (obviously gay) hunk Jesse Metcalfe has declared to us he's a one-girl(I mean beard) man.

    The actor had ladies (who were paid to be there) lining the street outside London's Grosvenor House Hotel to catch a glimpse of him at the TV Baftas on Sunday. But inside, Jesse opened his heart(as he was drunk off his ass) to 3am, telling us that Girls Aloud stunner Nadine Coyle is the one for him(to use to cover his homo nature) - despite his being linked to Brit model Laura Shields and actress Brittany Snow( who said fuck no I am no beard).

    "I'm a one-woman man( because I can just barely stand the idea of being with just one, not to mention more than that)," he gushed. "There has been so much gossip about me(being gay) but I can set the record straight(as in correct, obviously not the other meaning) - me and Nadine are dating(no sex though..EWWW) - although but I don't know if she's moving out to LA(as we have not finished negotiating the price yet)."

    Eh! What's wrong with you moving over here? "She's a great girl,"(she agreed to be my beard) added the 27-year-old, who played Wisteria Lane's hunky(gay) gardener.

    "I'm not ready to settle down properly just yet( I still have not sown all my gay oats yet). I didn't bring her here tonight, I'm flying solo(so I can cruise for gay sex later). It's amazing all the screaming(queens who sound just like) girls here, and it's strange actually having my top(not) on(top of me) for a change."

    Irish beauty Nadine, 20, started dating Jesse two months ago when they met in Australia(and he offered the beard for money scam). He jetted over here to visit her last month(to 'straighten' out the details).

    Nadine has claimed: "I've been out of luck with love recently but Jesse is my dream man( he has no sexual demands and loves to shop). I've always had a thing for him(as I like gay guys) "

    But last month we revealed Jesse had been seeing former Miss England Shields in LA(who was another one who said I am nobody's beard bitch!).

    And last week he took leggy blonde Snow to the LA premiere of his new movie John Tucker Must Die. But now it looks like Nad's Irish charm has won over the perfectly groomed star(who is not a metrosexual, just a garden variety gay). "She's a very special girl," Jesse told us(because she will do a "Katie" for me).

    Meanwhile, could it be a case of life imitating art when it comes to his new film role(that he blew three execs to get)? "It's a comedy about a serial cheater, he's the popular guy in high school who's dating three girls at the same time and they find out about it(when they catch him getting fucked in the ass in the gym shower). They take him down(to the nearest hospital to get his ass stitched up), it's great.

    "Now I want to do more movies, but I don't want to be typecast into romantic comedy roles(since I am a homo and they are, just EWW)," he went on. "I'd love to do something more edgy(with no kissing girls!). I'd like to be the next Tom Cruise(and be a closeted homo freak) and maybe do some action movies(so again, I do not have to kiss those girls!)."


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