May 7th, 2006, 09:10 AM
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POOR Katie Holmes — just 16 days after giving birth she is paraded in front of the cameras to plug fiance Tom Cruise’s latest movie.
The actress left their baby daughter Suri with a nanny for the Hollywood premiere of Mission Impossible III.
Since the birth she has been attending daily Scientology meetings — to help her lose her baby weight.
A source close to Katie said: “While Tom has been away promoting the movie, Katie has been visiting the Scientology centre every day.
“She is being given auditing about becoming a new mother and support in losing her baby weight in time for her summer wedding to Tom.
“She seems to have fallen under Scientology’s — and Tom’s — spell.
“Many friends and family are concerned how she has changed.
Katie, 27, was not supposed to talk during birth because of Cruise’s Scientology beliefs.
But she had plenty to say to fans after the couple arrived in a Bugatti Vevron supercar, with Tom at the wheel — naturally.
He guided her out of the world’s fastest production motor, grabbed her hand — then kissed her.
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$cientology will help her lose weight? By brainwashing her into refusing food, maybe?
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May 7th, 2006, 11:45 AM
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Re: Tom Cruise drags Katie, erm, Kate to movie premier...
They have their ways, they're not called a cult for nothing
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May 7th, 2006, 12:55 PM
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Do tell...I'd love to know how praying to an alien could help me lose weight.
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May 7th, 2006, 01:00 PM
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IF she were my daughter...Let's just say Tom is lucky she is not.
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May 7th, 2006, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by buttmunch
Do tell...I'd love to know how praying to an alien could help me lose weight.
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Not sure if you were directing that to me, but when I read this article it made me think of the girl in Florida that they locked in a hotel room and starved to death. Of course she was trying to get out and she wasn't a beard for their #1 asswipe. She doesn't have anything better to do then visit the cult center everyday? I don't feel sorry for her anymore after reading this, but if she was my daughter I'd be kidnapping her ass home to a Toledo basement & try to talk some sense into her.
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May 7th, 2006, 01:51 PM
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I don't feel the least bit sorry for her....besides, she has like 400 pairs of shoes!
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May 7th, 2006, 09:13 PM
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When will this girl wake up?
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May 7th, 2006, 09:29 PM
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To late for waking up... she has signed on for a while longer...
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May 7th, 2006, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by darksithbunny
IF she were my daughter...Let's just say Tom is lucky she is not.
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^^ 
The rule in our house goes something like this:
"If I EVER find out that you're in jail, you'd better hope the police keep you there; if I EVER find out you're keeping company with a scientologist, you'd better hope the police throw you in jail."
My name is Fate, child; do not tempt Tate.
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May 7th, 2006, 11:18 PM
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“She seems to have fallen under Scientology’s — and Tom’s — spell.
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STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, no shit?
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May 8th, 2006, 02:52 AM
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if she was my daughter I'd be kidnapping her ass home to a Toledo basement & try to talk some sense into her.
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I wonder how long before the parents stage an intervention and then spend a year de-programming her. And how loony Tom will go when this happens?
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