Britney Spears hires babysitter for Kevin Federline

[buttmunch]

Britney Spears has hired a babysitter — for her hubby.

The “Oops, I Did It Again” crooner is paying a minder/bodyguard to keep an eye on her aspiring rap star husband Kevin Federline, according to In Touch Weekly.

“The last thing Britney wants to do is accompany Kevin on all his club dates,” an “insider” told the mag. “That’s why she hired a babysitter — a person who will keep Kevin from misbehaving and report directly back to her.”

The move reportedly came after one of Spears’ most trusted security guys, an ex-CIA agent named Richard, quit because of Federline’s partying.

“Richard is a straitlaced guy, and he was upset with Kevin’s behavior,” a “pal” told the mag. Spears eventually convinced Richard to return — after promising to do something about her partying hubby. “I’ll take care of the Kevin situation,” she allegedly promised, “if you take care of me.”

Federline was not thrilled about having the round-the-clock sitter, says the mag, but “Britney told him it wasn’t up for negotiation.”

thescoop

This just cracks me up, even if it isn't true. Excellent that your hubby is so unreliable that you have to have him tailed.

[Barbara]

That marriage is really working

[SammysMom]

Ok Id think it would be cheaper to dump KFed then to pay a "keeper". I can only image how much she has to pay this person and KFed is not worth it.

[buttmunch]

You get the feeling this guy gave her her first really big orgasm. I know so many women who stay with guys who really give them a big bang for their bucks in the sack. Pathetic.

[UndercoverGator]

I cannot imagine an ex-CIA agent putting up with the pot smoking much less the other stoned inanities I'm sure KFedizzle would put his keeper through. I hope he writes a tell all book about it one day.

[aabbcc]

Brit should have given the nanny that job ... maybe she'd drop K-Fed on his head a few times.

[darksithbunny]

And I hope he has one of those babysitters that believes in spankings but only with big blunt objects.

[Mel1973]

“The last thing Britney wants to do is accompany Kevin on all his club dates,” an “insider” told the mag.

What's 2 nights? I mean, he's a failure, she's a failure... they aren't going to have to worry about "club dates" with no career.

[Glasgow53]

Buttmunch, that was always my theory. K-Fed was the first one to give Brit-brit the big o, so she is ga-ga over him.

[pierresgirl]

That's hilarious!

[hotmommy]

If I were her, I'd have him tailed, tagged, and adorn with a shock collar. Maybe 1,000 volts every few minutes will teach that boy to shut up and behave. If not, maybe she can drop him at the SPCA and adopt one of those oh-so-fashionable little dogs every girl adores. The puppy will be cheaper in the long run and will most likely be house broken much sooner.

[luvmy2cats]

Well the big O can only take you so far. As far as the babysitter it sounds like she is really fed up w/him. Could it be she is finally getting ready to drop kick his butt.

[ang]

if he's not faithful unless he's being babysat, is he really worth fighting to keep?

[MrsMarsters]

why doesn't she just have a chip placed into his head?

[spinmonkey]

How many "kids" does she have again?

What a dolt. If she had any sense at all she would accompany Kfiddle on his single "club" date, regain any self respect she probably never had and bust his skanky ass all by herself. She ought to make him achieve the big "O" for her one last time, act like she is going on home and then wham...have a video crew right there to catch all his crap on tape for future posterity. I would pay big bucks to watch that. I would totally set his ass up for the pending divorce.