May 3rd, 2006, 10:59 PM
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IN TOUCH
Britney’s having a girl!
 Wednesday, May 3, 5:00 p.m. ET
Pregnant Britney Spears has learned that her second child with husband Kevin Federline will be the little girl she has wanted all along, In Touch has learned exclusively.
Sean Preston’s little sister is due in early October, shortly after his first birthday, and already Britney is shopping for frilly, little-girl clothes. A room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery, an insider says, adding: “She is going with pink.”
Britney is said to be delighted with the news, revealed during a routine ultrasound exam. “She will never admit it, but she had hoped that her first child was a girl,” adds the insider. “Now her family will be complete.”
http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/
Oh wow....one more baby for her to drop! 
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May 3rd, 2006, 11:01 PM
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I really feel sorry for these babies.
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May 3rd, 2006, 11:02 PM
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In Touch is FAMOUS for getting the story wrong. We'll see!
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May 3rd, 2006, 11:12 PM
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I think they reported that Tom was having a boy, because they saw Katie shopping for clothes and all she was buying was blue.
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May 3rd, 2006, 11:51 PM
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great. just what the world needs, another retarded girl baby.
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May 4th, 2006, 12:04 AM
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Well mother nature has to balance out the large retarded male population somehow 
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May 4th, 2006, 12:05 AM
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has she even confirmed the pregnancy yet?
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May 4th, 2006, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by DeChayz
Well mother nature has to balance out the large retarded male population somehow |
ZING! Touché
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May 4th, 2006, 12:18 AM
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Let's name it.
The name I choose will combine Britney's white trash background with K-Fed's combination trashiness cultural identity confusion.
Klowi Ti-Leigh'yah
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No parking baby. No parking on the dance floor.
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May 4th, 2006, 12:34 AM
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Oh great. Another baby that Britney can pawn off on a nanny to take care of while she lazily lays around unbathed in her dog-sh*t covered mansion sleeping till noon and stumbling around town shopping, shopping, & more shopping in her filthy clothes with unbrushed hair & teeth. And in the few moments that Britney does actually spend with the baby, she can drop it on its head a few times and ride around on a high-speed highway with it in her lap, its wobbly, unrestrained head a few inches from the steering wheel. Fantastic!
I am about as excited for Britney's "good news" as i am excited about that other useless waste-of-space Anna Nicole Smith's "good news" that she too is contributing to our already-overpopulated world with another baby. Ugh. 
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May 4th, 2006, 12:37 AM
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So she really is pregnant again? Where have I been?!
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May 4th, 2006, 12:56 AM
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Noi no, in true white-trash tradition the name will be Tammy Faye Spears
All trailer girls are named Tammy
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May 4th, 2006, 01:03 AM
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You need to read the baby announcements around h'yah. Certain demographic groups who reside in moveable housing get fancy-shmancy with names these days. Creative spelling, apostrophes, homonyms, use of geographic features & large cities.... Yep, ain't nobody gonna overlook THEIR kid, noway.
I recently saw a mullet-headed dad at the ball park with his kid, about 6 years old, named Glacier.
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May 4th, 2006, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Lobelia
I recently saw a mullet-headed dad at the ball park with his kid, about 6 years old, named Glacier.
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May 4th, 2006, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by southernbelle
has she even confirmed the pregnancy yet?
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NO.
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