Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt plan a water birth

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Plan Water Birth
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to deliver their first biological child in a giant tub of water.
The movie stars have been looking into birthing possibilities at the Welwitschia Hospital in Namibia, and are keen to go aquatic when Jolie goes into labour.
Iris Wabuto, a nurse at the clinic, says, "It will be natural and beautiful. "Instead of a man like Brad being pushed into the corner of a labour ward, he will be part of the birth process."
And the expectant couple have allegedly wasted no time in picking a name for the baby - they have settled on Africa in a tribute to the child's birthplace.
A friend of Jolie tells British newspaper the Sunday Express, "They know the sex of their baby, though they're trying to keep that a secret. But they both think Africa would suit a boy or a girl.

"It's exotic and mysterious - just like the continent where the baby will be born".

Female First

[bella]

Africa? No way! That is sooo way fucking cheesy! And it's not so mysterious either. Africa means Africa - where's the mystery there?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to deliver their first biological child in a giant tub of water.

The way this is worded makes it sounds as though no-one has given birth in water before!

[FierceKiten]

I dont feel it would be anything AMAZING if the baby were born in Alaska, writers over-exagerate alot.

[Bellatheball]

I'm sure I'll be slapped silly for this by someone but the whole under water birth thing grosses me out. It's not a clean process. I mean all that blood goes somewhere and then you sit boob-high in bloody water. When I was pregnant some birthing center that specializes in this sent me a brochure. They had full on photos of this stuff. It was disturbing to say the least.

[darksithbunny]

I still think it's crazy with all their money that they are gonna birth the baby there. WHy?? Just so they can say he/she is African American?

[aabbcc]

I'm sorry, but that is the stupidest name ever. A little white kid named Africa. Geez, Louise.

[Grope For Luna]

She's such a fucking poser. She'll probably give birth to a jackal.

[FierceKiten]

Originally Posted by darksithbunny

I still think it's crazy with all their money that they are gonna birth the baby there. WHy?? Just so they can say he/she is African American?

I highly doubt that's what their intentions are Sith, Charlize Theron in example, does not call herself african american. Mangie somehow feels connected with Africa and simply wants to give birth there.

[kitty30]

As much as BAMZ rule, wtf is all this hoohaa about her birth. Can't this woman - 1- stay in one place 2- drop the earth mother routine and 3- admit it that she'll dump brad soon after this spawn is born as she just wanted to have a baby with the hottest man on the planet.

[ediebrooks]

Can't they do anything normal? There's nothing wrong with being different, but people who work at being different are just pathetic.

[Barbara]

Africa?



A boy named Africa would really be the best! Just think of it: Africa Jolie-Pitt

[CherryDarling]

Africa is about the most ridiculous name I think I've ever heard.

[nana55]

We had a kid at our elementary school a few years ago named Africa. He was hispanic so I don't know why. He was a big jerk and his name was the least of his problems.

[Barbara]

^^ That kid is going to make me have nightmares!!!

[kitty30]

Originally Posted by Killjoy

"Hey, I'm Africa Jolie-Pitt. My parents are famous, wanna make something of it?"

These celebs giving all their children fugly names. Moses, Suri and now Africa. No No NO!