April 27th, 2006, 05:58 PM
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Say cheesy, Mr Cruise
Snap happy ... Tom borrows camera from Sun man
www.thesun.co.uk
TOM CRUISE finally snapped – and turned the tables on Bizarre’s legendary photographer DAVE HOGAN.
The star borrowed a camera from our man to snap the crowd in London’s Leicester Square before Tuesday’s premiere of Mission: Impossible III.
Tom also told of the latest move in his mission to make fiancée KATIE HOLMES into his ideal woman.
Having converted the new mum of baby SURI to Scientology, Tom has decided she must now change her name.
He told fans: “Katie is a young girl’s name. Her name is Kate now she’s a child-bearing woman.”
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April 27th, 2006, 06:06 PM
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Re: Tom tells fans of his plans to change Katie into his ideal woman (beard)
Well Katie Couric has made it pretty far with her first name..
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April 27th, 2006, 06:12 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise tells fans of his plans to change Katie Holme into his ideal woman (beard)
This headline is sooo disturbing. Just like anything else I read about poor Tommy boy. He's going to turn Katie into his ideal woman. For him it is all about control, control, control. Just from my opinion (and I could be wrong) but someone who is so controlling is probably very much into verbal or emotional abuse.
Nicole hasn't spoken out about Tom at all. Hasn't really commented about his relationship w/Katie or how he acts around their kids. It makes us wonder if she keeps her mouth closed out of fear. Tom got rid of her, and she is probably thanks God each night in her prayers for that. But he has been a total idiot, and she has kept mum. He is rich enough and tied to the scientologists so deeply that if they can do half of what they're accused of, her life might be in jeopardy if she said too much.
But then again, I also feel that the reason why Tom will not answer questions about Nicole or their relationship is that he is afraid if he opens his mouth she might throw caution to the wind and just verify to everyone that he is a real whack job. I bet she knows a lot of dirty little secrets about him.
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April 27th, 2006, 06:27 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise tells fans of his plans to change Katie Holme into his ideal woman (beard)
only people in cults change people's names like that! What an Ass.
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April 27th, 2006, 06:35 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise tells fans of his plans to change Katie Holme into his ideal woman (beard)
Her parents should be furious. That is her birthname. How would he like it if Katie said he has to change his name to Tammy?
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April 27th, 2006, 06:57 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise tells fans of his plans to change Katie Holme into his ideal woman (beard)
Why would a sane person care if she or other people called her Kate or Katie?
He is the most INSECURE little Caesar. RUN KatIE you fucking idiot!
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April 27th, 2006, 07:55 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise tells fans of his plans to change Katie Holme into his ideal woman (beard)
 Who the fuck does he think he is. He's so mature himself, jumping around on couches acting like a complete asswipe. I had a sweet aunt Katie that was born in the "old country" over 95 years ago and given that name. WTF is wrong with name Katie? I get a little bit angry with people who try to control people, it just ain't right. If I were Katie's parents I'd be bitch slapping that idiot, well I probably wouldn't but I'd sure want to.
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April 27th, 2006, 08:20 PM
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So when the baby is a grown 'child-bearing' woman, is her name going to be changed to Sur?
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April 27th, 2006, 08:24 PM
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Well you are a poof Tom, so maybe we should call you Tommy Twinkle? Wanker.
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April 27th, 2006, 08:51 PM
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Think about it, IF he said she should be referred to as KATE because she's a "child bearing woman"... what does it mean, when we all know he used to refer Nicole Kidman as "Nic"
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April 27th, 2006, 08:57 PM
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So when the baby is a grown 'child-bearing' woman, is her name going to be changed to Sur?
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No Suri Bob!
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April 27th, 2006, 08:58 PM
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This headline is sooo disturbing. Just like anything else I read about poor Tommy boy. He's going to turn Katie into his ideal woman. For him it is all about control, control, control. Just from my opinion (and I could be wrong) but someone who is so controlling is probably very much into verbal or emotional abuse.
Nicole hasn't spoken out about Tom at all. Hasn't really commented about his relationship w/Katie or how he acts around their kids. It makes us wonder if she keeps her mouth closed out of fear. Tom got rid of her, and she is probably thanks God each night in her prayers for that. But he has been a total idiot, and she has kept mum. He is rich enough and tied to the scientologists so deeply that if they can do half of what they're accused of, her life might be in jeopardy if she said too much.
But then again, I also feel that the reason why Tom will not answer questions about Nicole or their relationship is that he is afraid if he opens his mouth she might throw caution to the wind and just verify to everyone that he is a real whack job. I bet she knows a lot of dirty little secrets about him.
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I could not have summed up those feelings any better. I 've always thought that Nicole's silence about him was very...strange, given the way things go in Hollywood. I know he probably had her sign some sort of agreement, but I even then I would have expected to hear some "third party" stories bouncing around. I would love to pick Nicole's brain! Right about NOW would be a great time for her to pen a tell all, she would rake in a mint!
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April 27th, 2006, 09:20 PM
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^^I remember her saying in some magazine..that tom really really like to take care of his women, and was too smothering..but that's all she said..
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April 27th, 2006, 10:08 PM
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"A child-bearing woman"???? How would you like to be referred to that way? It sounds so dark ages. Run KATIE, run!
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April 27th, 2006, 10:33 PM
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Geezus. Well, Katie or Kate...made her bed and now she's gotta lay in it. I used to feel sorry for her, but not anymore. A "child-bearing woman"--wow, shows his respect for her. Her parents must just be reeling...
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