Britney Spears Pulls Out of '07 Tour, Calls Divorce Press Conference for May 4th?

Pilaf · April 27th, 2006, 02:53 PM

Britney's Upcoming Press Conference"

Britney Spears will hold a press conference on May 4th at the LA Convention Centre for record executives and exclusive selected media. Sources say Britney will annouce her pregnancy officially and relationship status with current husband Kevin Federline, 28; the couple haven't been seen together for weeks.

"Britney hasn't held a press conference in so long that we know its something big, pregnancy, a split, we're not sure" says Karen Phillips from Sony/BMG. Pictures have recently surfaced of Britney in a red bikini showing a round stomach that is definitley bigger than before. Spears who has been keeping quiet and when going out wearing large flowing dresses and tops to hide her stomach will face a huge media flock if a split or pregnancy is announced. Spears and Federline tied the knot in September 2004 and have already one child together Sean who is close to 8 months old.

Jive Records and Britney's management were allegedly planning to release her 5th Album in November this year and a world tour was being drawn up for early 2007; Spears was also due to perform at numerous award shows this year but has since pulled out of the commitments due to an unexplained reason.

Source: OK! Magazine

Afterglow · April 27th, 2006, 02:56 PM

Hopefully it is to announce that she ripped her vocal cords. And that Kevin magically fell into a wood chipper.

Mel1973 · April 27th, 2006, 02:58 PM

Oh, please let Afterglow be right.

I wonder if she ever looks at photos like the one at the top and wonder "why did I ever let that man stick his dick in me???"?

Luna · April 27th, 2006, 03:00 PM

I hope the hillbillies are splitting.

Afterglow · April 27th, 2006, 03:02 PM

You would think she could just make him dissappear.

I mean with that kinda cash.

Well...................Before he spent it all.

She could just like replace him with some other white trash dude.

Like Bubba Sparks or somethin.

Aurora · April 27th, 2006, 03:03 PM

Hmmmm....VERY INTERESTING!!

darksithbunny · April 27th, 2006, 03:08 PM

If it is a second baby, her career is over.

DVS_one · April 27th, 2006, 03:08 PM

i cant understand why everyone thinks this girl is going BROKE?.. she has a net worth of $150 million .. that isnt chump change.. she is making his allownance while she eats a bag of cheetoes..

im not pro brit.. so dont take this comment wrong.. i just wonder why anyone would think she is going broke..

Lobelia · April 27th, 2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luna

I hope the hillbillies are splitting.

I don't. They're too entertaining.

It would be best for Britney if they split, but I have zero concern for her welfare. She's a white trash no-talent twat who got famous by marketing herself as a teenage nympho-virgin.

darksithbunny · April 27th, 2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVS_one

i cant understand why everyone thinks this girl is going BROKE?.. she has a net worth of $150 million .. that isnt chump change.. she is making his allownance while she eats a bag of cheetoes..

im not pro brit.. so dont take this comment wrong.. i just wonder why anyone would think she is going broke..

I don't know about you but I know I could EASILY spent a million in less than a month, every month for the next 20 years or more.

Rogue · April 27th, 2006, 03:15 PM

I bet she's announcing that she's withdrawing from showbiz altogether....

DVS_one · April 27th, 2006, 03:19 PM

LMAO.. darksith... just thinking she is making more than most could spend.. ya know.. im thinking id run outta shit to buy.. and well cheetos are cheap, no?

and k-fug?.. well he doesnt really even count does he??

Mel1973 · April 27th, 2006, 03:29 PM

Britney Spears Pulls Out
too bad Kevin doesn't...

Bellatheball · April 27th, 2006, 03:47 PM

^^ Even this one is photoshopped.

happy8 · April 27th, 2006, 03:52 PM

She still knows how the play the press/paps but announcing an announcement one week in advance so people have a week to gossip and to guarantee it is very well attended on the 4th.

My guess..... It's something to do with Kevin's music career (heaven forbid I call it a career, more like a dream) like they will tour together..