Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

Pilaf · April 26th, 2006, 02:36 PM

Note to The Simpson Sisters: Both Of You Whores are Fugly

Asslee Simpson thinks she's hotter than Chestica. Yeh, I laughed too. She said:

"I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers. I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive"

She forgot to mention: "My chin is bigger, my hair is thinner, my face is more retarded and my voice is worse."

Actually, it's a toss-up between these two pieces of slut.

Yes they were always fugly. Here's an old pic of them:

[Female First]

tinasilva · April 26th, 2006, 02:46 PM

wow...ashlee simpson is sooo retarded. they both look dumb there but jessica is prettier than ashlee.

Azafata · April 26th, 2006, 02:49 PM

actually, in the older pic I find Ash more cute - look at that dimple in her cheek

KandyKorn · April 26th, 2006, 02:54 PM

One of the ugliest things about Asslee is her personality, blech!!! She's definitely not cute enough to be walking around making asshole comments all the time.

Luna · April 26th, 2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MonkeyMix

I actually do think Ashlee is better looking but what a weird thing for her to say. She should try to lay low; she wouldn't want her dad to get wind she's better looking.

Yeah, he might fall in love with her instead of his first love, Jess.

Pilaf · April 26th, 2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo

Not having a massive chest isn't a matter of luck. She should remember going to the plastic surgeon's and picking her implant size, just like Jessica did.

Didn't Papa Joe do that for her?

darksithbunny · April 26th, 2006, 03:09 PM

You know, I could get pass the fact that she is ugly but it's her attitude that makes it worse. Such an obnixous twit.

Pilaf · April 26th, 2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo

Oh yea! DUH! Now her comment makes sense! Ash lucked out because Papa Perv picked huge blimplants for Jessie and smaller ones for her!

I just hope 'Rev' Joe didn't try and sample the merchdise!

Pilaf · April 26th, 2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MonkeyMix

Well, technically you can't call something a 'sample' that's available to you all the time.

I guess if you made it you technically own it!

Butterfly · April 26th, 2006, 04:22 PM

From afar and I mean afar they are kind of cute… Up close not so much.

Pilaf · April 26th, 2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo

How does it work? Is Jessica dinner and Ashlee dessert?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I'm so brilliant... Ashlee is dinner and Jessica is dessert... hence the name of her shitty products.

The way he looks at Ashlee's rack all the time so creepily, it wouldn't surpise me.

Glasgow53 · April 26th, 2006, 04:43 PM

Even if I considered myself better looking than my sister (which, frankly, I do) I would never say that out loud. How is her sister supposed to feel upon hearing that? What a charming family.

flecjill · April 26th, 2006, 05:19 PM

asslee also forgot she has had less plastic surgery than messica...she looks totally different in that older pic. but if i had to choose, asslee on her seventh heaven days. messica never.

drama_queen · April 26th, 2006, 10:06 PM

Well Ashlee that is not saying much now is it.You both are fugly!

DeChayz · April 26th, 2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

From afar and I mean afar they are kind of cute… Up close not so much.

Full-on Monet?

Actually i think Jessica is beautiful, even when she has no make-up on. That being said, she is a dumb bitch for voluntarily giving away a fine catch of a man like Nick Lachey. Ashlee (or Asslee), while not what could be called hideous, is far from the stunning beauty she seems to think she is.