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    Default Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

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    Asslee Simpson thinks she's hotter than Chestica. Yeh, I laughed too. She said:

    "I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers. I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive"

    She forgot to mention: "My chin is bigger, my hair is thinner, my face is more retarded and my voice is worse."

    Actually, it's a toss-up between these two pieces of slut.

    Yes they were always fugly. Here's an old pic of them:



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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    wow...ashlee simpson is sooo retarded. they both look dumb there but jessica is prettier than ashlee.
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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    actually, in the older pic I find Ash more cute - look at that dimple in her cheek
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    One of the ugliest things about Asslee is her personality, blech!!! She's definitely not cute enough to be walking around making asshole comments all the time.
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMix
    I actually do think Ashlee is better looking but what a weird thing for her to say. She should try to lay low; she wouldn't want her dad to get wind she's better looking.
    Yeah, he might fall in love with her instead of his first love, Jess.

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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    Quote Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
    Not having a massive chest isn't a matter of luck. She should remember going to the plastic surgeon's and picking her implant size, just like Jessica did.
    Didn't Papa Joe do that for her?

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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    You know, I could get pass the fact that she is ugly but it's her attitude that makes it worse. Such an obnixous twit.

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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    Quote Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
    Oh yea! DUH! Now her comment makes sense! Ash lucked out because Papa Perv picked huge blimplants for Jessie and smaller ones for her!
    I just hope 'Rev' Joe didn't try and sample the merchdise!
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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMix
    Well, technically you can't call something a 'sample' that's available to you all the time.
    I guess if you made it you technically own it!

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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    From afar and I mean afar they are kind of cute… Up close not so much.
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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    Quote Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
    How does it work? Is Jessica dinner and Ashlee dessert?

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I'm so brilliant... Ashlee is dinner and Jessica is dessert... hence the name of her shitty products.

    The way he looks at Ashlee's rack all the time so creepily, it wouldn't surpise me.

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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    Even if I considered myself better looking than my sister (which, frankly, I do) I would never say that out loud. How is her sister supposed to feel upon hearing that? What a charming family.
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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    asslee also forgot she has had less plastic surgery than messica...she looks totally different in that older pic. but if i had to choose, asslee on her seventh heaven days. messica never.

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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    Well Ashlee that is not saying much now is it.You both are fugly!

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    Default Re: Ashlee Simpson Says She Is Now Better Looking than her Sister Jessica Simpson

    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    From afar and I mean afar they are kind of cute… Up close not so much.
    Full-on Monet? Actually i think Jessica is beautiful, even when she has no make-up on. That being said, she is a dumb bitch for voluntarily giving away a fine catch of a man like Nick Lachey. Ashlee (or Asslee), while not what could be called hideous, is far from the stunning beauty she seems to think she is.

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