April 25th, 2006, 05:27 PM
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Bitch Shut Your Nasty Mouth!
Jennifer Aniston is deciding to annoy the world even further by attempting a singing career. Obviously her acting career isn't working out too good, so she's trying to become the next singing sensation.
Jennifer Aniston has given up smoking, because she wants to preserve her voice to sing in a musical.
The former Friends star has been inspired by fellow actresses Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman, who surprised film fans with their vocal ability in Walk the Line and Moulin Rouge, respectively.
She says, ""I have quit the cigs so that I can get my voice in shape.""
I'm all for quitting smoking, but bitch needs to just stop. Methinks she was probably joking, but I hope not. Because it would give me great joy to talk shit all day and all night about her disgusting singing voice. And the videos! I can only imagine those.
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/...sty-mouth.html
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April 25th, 2006, 05:31 PM
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I remember an episode of Friends when she was singing Coppacabana at a wedding . Nothing special about her voice , average at best .
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April 25th, 2006, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by redcat
I remember an episode of Friends when she was singing Coppacabana at a wedding . Nothing special about her voice , average at best .
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She's failed at movies if 'The Breakup' bombs, so why not start singing!
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April 25th, 2006, 05:48 PM
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I saw a picture of her recently with her hair pulled back... I never realized just how ugly she is. Really. FUGLY.
A man with make-up and I'm being nice.
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April 25th, 2006, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ClarkstonsMom
I saw a picture of her recently with her hair pulled back... I never realized just how ugly she is. Really. FUGLY.
A man with make-up and I'm being nice.
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And she ain't getting any younger!
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April 25th, 2006, 07:40 PM
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Probably not a good move.
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April 25th, 2006, 09:15 PM
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April 25th, 2006, 11:25 PM
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OMG, she must have been joking. At first I was like, this is comedy Gold! But, we all know she still smokes and I think this was her attempt at a joke.
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April 25th, 2006, 11:27 PM
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God, everybody buy hurricane windows for when her huge maw starts flapping
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April 25th, 2006, 11:37 PM
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I am so damned sick of this ugly, talentless whiner! please, for God's sake, just go away! she is worthless!
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April 26th, 2006, 12:45 AM
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well, which would be worse, a singing career or a gig as talk show host? Maybe infomercials....I don't really see much else on the horizon for her really. I almost kinda liked her in Bruce Almighty, but then I blinked and it was gone.
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April 26th, 2006, 07:59 AM
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Please tell me this is a joke?
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July 18th, 2006, 08:15 PM
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All I wanna know is...do we have to listen?? 
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August 24th, 2006, 02:20 AM
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oh god, another one's gone to the dark side
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October 4th, 2006, 12:34 AM
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Aniston is too asymetrical to be a singer.
She'll probably have a beatnik, mellow version of "I'll Be There For You" as her last track, to symbolize her life after Friends. (Silly woman)
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