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Old April 25th, 2006, 02:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"There are assumptions made about the way you look. I'm always surprised when people don't think I'm smart."
-Meg Ryan

"I do remember being at a petrol station in New York and a man was saying, 'Hey, man, you look like that Hugh Grant--no offense!'"
-Hugh Grant, mocked for looking like...himself


"Hollywood could not write a better script for a happy ending."
-Today show host Katie Couric, after Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields welcomed new children to the world on the same day

"I kept the prosthetic... I walk around the house with it; I can slap people with it."
-Mark Wahlberg still carries his infamous faux private part that was flashed at the end of Boogie Nights

"It's probably her greatest performance ever because she's playing a chef and she can't boil water."
-Michael Douglas, on wife Catherine Zeta-Jones’ role as a cook in an upcoming film

"He's a crazy white man."
-Ving Rhames, on his Mission: Impossible 3 co-star Tom Cruise

"We had a whole day where we had to learn how to open the door for the presidential limo and I thought, 'Well, this is going to be a waste of a day.' I didn't realize that the door for the presidential limo is 180 pounds. There's a very specific way they handle that."
-Kiefer Sutherland, on the training he underwent to play a Secret Service agent in The Sentinel

"I have three daughters, and it's the Lindsay Lohan fan club at my house."
-Meryl Streep, defending her Prairie Home Companion co-star

"When I was younger, I was considered very sexy. I even got the Bond Girl role. But I was never cast as 'the girl next door,' and now I am. I am so grateful for that change."
-Teri Hatcher

"I used to have terrible sinus infections all the time. I don't get them at all anymore."
-Tom Cruise, attributing his fortified immune system to the “tools” of Scientology
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Old April 25th, 2006, 06:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"There are assumptions made about the way you look. I'm always surprised when people don't think I'm smart."
-Meg Ryan

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Old April 25th, 2006, 07:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My favorite:

"He's a crazy white man."
-Ving Rhames, on his Mission: Impossible 3 co-star Tom Cruise

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Quote:
"I used to have terrible sinus infections all the time. I don't get them at all anymore."
-Tom Cruise, attributing his fortified immune system to the “tools” of Scientology
That's because the crazy Scientologist have sucked out all the goo that used to be in your head and put little tiny aliens there in the void.
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