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    Default Hell has frozen over: Tara to give up booze

    Ladies and gentlemen, it's the end of the world as we know it!

    We just heard on the radio that Tara Reid has announced that she is going to give up drinking alcohol. We are speechless.

    This is a sad, sad day. We're going to go out and get shit-faced drunk and mourn. Then, this weekend, we will go out with Tara and get shit-faced drunk and celebrate her return to her boozing, slutting, Ex-lax chewing ways!

    P.S. This is not a joke. And we are not hard of hearing. We honestly heard that Tara Reid is giving up the booze.

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    Any bets how long this will last??? Think she can make it through today??

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    I give her a week tops. Once she gets out and about again she won't be able to stand it. Paris will get ahold of her and it will be all over.
    Can't wait to see those pix

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    I will believe her when I see her do it. Maybe she looked at some of the pictures of herself that are out there and said, Oh my god.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Ladies and gentlemen, it's the end of the world as we know it!

    We just heard on the radio that Tara Reid has announced that she is going to give up drinking alcohol. We are speechless.
    So I guess she'll be snorting it instead.

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    ^^ oh... YAY!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    AWWW! What fun will she be? Where will she go, what will she do? Her whole life has been spent in the bars with a drink in her hand.

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    No.... no it can't be true!

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    good luck, she'll need it.

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    She's gonna regret saying this. People are going to be watching her like hawks to see if she drinks.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    She's gonna regret saying this. People are going to be watching her like hawks to see if she drinks.

    So true!! And just think how funny it will be!

    Lobelia: I LOVE your signature!! Do not stare directly at Happy Fun Ball. Holy crap that is hilarious!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    So true!! And just think how funny it will be!

    Lobelia: I LOVE your signature!! Do not stare directly at Happy Fun Ball. Holy crap that is hilarious!!
    Thank you. Oh, and seek cover if Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke.
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    I am sure she will reconsider and change her mind once she finds out that her giving up booze has seriously injured the liquor industry. I mean people need jobs too, and without Tara's support they may have to lay people off.

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