Teddy C prefers Tom and Katie to Brad and Angelina...predicts Brad will leave

Bellatheball · April 20th, 2006, 01:22 PM

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But here's what I cannot celebrate: I'm scared that as TomKitten obsession cools, my beloved, bitchy Awful readers will expect me to go gaga for Brangelina's pending addition to the fam, wondering about the sex, due date and so on.

Aint' gonna happen. Now, of course I am happy for them. But there is one Brangelina question that keeps me up at night:

How long till Brad Pitt snaps out of it, makes a three-hour appointment with his hair colorist and returns to being the narcissist god-bod that Jennifer hinted he was.

'Cause you know that's in the offing, girlfriends. And it's much more fun than wondering if Angie's gonna birth a boy or a girl.

I mean, really, it's so pathetic. Even Tom, with all of his crapola advice to baby-delivering women (I'd like to see him deliver a 20-inch human being out of any of his assorted orifices and not make a sound!), is looking more interesting these days than Daddy Pitt.

Come on, Brad, you're a movie star! Act like it.

Honestly, I could care less what Teddy thinks but I need a damn break from all things Tom Thetan. Well, maybe I do care a bit. It'll be fun to watch Brad come to his senses.

Grimmlok · April 20th, 2006, 02:11 PM

He already did once and got rid of that man-jaw, life-barnacle Chiniston. Whynot again?

MrsDark · April 20th, 2006, 02:19 PM

Is Teddy on the Cruise publicity payroll?

I'm more curious about the Brangelina baby.

darksithbunny · April 20th, 2006, 02:36 PM

^^^Me too.

Bellatheball · April 20th, 2006, 03:25 PM

It's hilarious to me that Thetan Tom can manage to make Angelina look like St. Angelina.

DVS_one · April 20th, 2006, 03:34 PM

bellatheball.. so true but it can happen.. im a jolie fan from long ago.. but not that i ever condoned any of the cheating stuff..

really though the way they low key it.. is perfect to me.. they are comfortable enough to NOT respond every time something gets said about them.. so yeah i do like them better...

and its a boy! .. im going for june 8th-15th just a guess..

kitty30 · April 20th, 2006, 03:37 PM

As much as I love and fancy both brad and angelina equally, they will not and i repeat WILL NOT last. Brad is way to flaky when it comes to women. he changes to suit their life and style and suddenly he becomes bored. its happened with gwyneth and jen and soon, angelina

Luna · April 20th, 2006, 04:03 PM

I'm sick of the lot of them but I'm still reading so I must be very bored!

tinasilva · April 20th, 2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Luna

I'm sick of the lot of them but I'm still reading so I must be very bored!

Same here. It's all you hear about these days. "Celebs having babies. Who's next you ask???? Oprah has secret affair and is PREGNANT with no other than the famous wanna-be memoir author JAMES FREY!"

Bellatheball · April 20th, 2006, 04:16 PM

^^ and they're expecting a black cocker spaniel named Gail.

Voodoo Child · April 20th, 2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bellatheball

^^ and they're expecting a black cocker spaniel named Gail.

Elisa · April 20th, 2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kitty30

As much as I love and fancy both brad and angelina equally, they will not and i repeat WILL NOT last. Brad is way to flaky when it comes to women. he changes to suit their life and style and suddenly he becomes bored. its happened with gwyneth and jen and soon, angelina

WORD to this!

cocainekate · April 20th, 2006, 08:37 PM

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But here's what I cannot celebrate: I'm scared that as TomKitten obsession cools, my beloved, bitchy Awful readers will expect me to go gaga for Brangelina's pending addition to the fam, wondering about the sex, due date and so on.

Aint' gonna happen. Now, of course I am happy for them. But there is one Brangelina question that keeps me up at night:

How long till Brad Pitt snaps out of it, makes a three-hour appointment with his hair colorist and returns to being the narcissist god-bod that Jennifer hinted he was.

'Cause you know that's in the offing, girlfriends. And it's much more fun than wondering if Angie's gonna birth a boy or a girl.

I totally agree. I love Ted.

buttmunch · April 21st, 2006, 06:15 AM

Ted can be funny but I'm not sure he's right on this one. Brad always strikes me as a serial monogamist but I think this time he may have met his match. I think because they're so oddly matched, that it just might work in the long run.

ediebrooks · April 21st, 2006, 06:37 AM

I agree with Ted. Brangelina just bores me. I think it would be great if Brad came to his senses and got tired of being Angelina's bitch. Angelina seems hard and unfeminine and it is very hard for me to give a damn about which country she's flying to next or what country her next adoptee will hail from.