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    PROUD dad Tom Cruise last night said new baby daughter Suri was “gorgeous” – and praised fiancée Katie Holmes for giving birth in silence like a true Scientologist.

    Cruise, 43, told pals he had been “jumping on couches” since Katie gave birth to the 7lb 7oz tot on Tuesday.

    Speaking publicly for the first time since the birth, Tom said: “It’s a girl! It’s a girl! Her name is Suri and she’s gorgeous.”

    And he praised his fiancée for staying silent during the birth saying: “Kate was, and is, an absolute champ.”

    Cruise stroked Katie’s face and held her hand during the birth to help her stay silent in accordance with the wacky religion’s guidelines.

    Katie, 27, managed to stifle her moans with the help of a pain-killing epidural injection.

    Cruise also ordered medical staff to stay silent, meaning the delivery nurses had to make hand signals to tell Katie when to push.

    The bizarre order was because Scientologists believe noise when a baby enters the world causes it suffering in later life.

    However, Cruise did let Batman Begins star Katie have a pain-killing epidural shot, even though he is against the use of prescription drugs.

    A source said: “Tom was determined to make Katie as comfortable as possible. He was holding her hand and stroking her face to soothe her during the delivery.

    “Everybody in the room was told to stay silent and the nurses made hand signals. But Katie did indicate she wanted an epidural to help with the pain.

    “Tom recorded the whole thing with a camera and said it was the most beautiful moment of his life.”

    Cruise had spent thousands on preparing the couple’s Beverly Hills house for a home delivery. But Katie is thought to have insisted on going to hospital and Suri was reportedly born at the St John’s Health Center in Santa Monica.

    Cruise’s spokesman Paul Bloch refused to confirm where the birth had taken place but said mother and baby were doing well at home.

    The Sun can reveal that a few hours later Cruise made a secret visit to the Scientology HQ.

    His black Ford Excursion people carrier was seen leaving his home for the short journey to the Church Of Scientology Center in Hollywood.

    It is understood Cruise went to the Centre to confirm the facts about Suri’s birth to senior Scientologists.

    A Scientology insider said: “Tom would have been required to report back about the birth, tell them if it was silent or not and if Katie was given drugs. He would have been asked to hand over notes and recordings to supervisors who will determine if anything traumatic happened to the mother and baby. If so, Katie will be given extra counselling — or auditing as the church calls it.”

    Cruise cancelled his publicity tour for Mission: Impossible 3, which opens in a fortnight, to spend more time with Suri.

    Katie’s parents, Martin and Kathy Holmes, are understood to have travelled to the couple’s mansion to see their new granddaughter.

    And Katie’s aunt, Carol Zydorczyk, said from her home in Toledo, Ohio: “I can’t really comment but we are all delighted.”

    Cruise, who has two adopted children from his marriage to Nicole Kidman — Isabella, 13, and Connor, 11 — plans to marry Katie in the summer.

    And the new mum isn’t dragging her feet over getting back into shape for the ceremony.

    She has already hired a personal trainer from BuffBrides.com.

    thesun.co.uk

    I wonder what sort of hand signals Katie made to let them know she wanted an epidural. Perhaps stabbing motions in the direction of Tomthumb?
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    Bollocks - if she had an epidural then she wouldn't have felt a fucking thing so of course she didn't have to 'stifle her moans'. Personally, I'd have stuffed a sock in her retarded gob and watched her eyes pop out.
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    “Tom recorded the whole thing with a camera and said it was the most beautiful moment of his life.”
    omg....someone needs to steal this video stat!

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    A Scientology insider said: “Tom would have been required to report back about the birth, tell them if it was silent or not and if Katie was given drugs. He would have been asked to hand over notes and recordings to supervisors who will determine if anything traumatic happened to the mother and baby. If so, Katie will be given extra counselling — or auditing as the church calls it.”

    I wonder what will happen to her now that she had an epidural.. what sort of "auditing" will she have to go through..? Has she not been through enough with the brainwashing.... And not being able to bond with Suri that would be the hardest thing, though I suppose if she is doped up on vitamins then she may not know what is going???? IMO

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    Hmmm...I'm guessing that epidural will really set her back in the eyes of the cult, erm, Church. Of course, this is all assuming she actually gave birth to a baby and not a pillow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enctpc
    A Scientology insider said: “Tom would have been required to report back about the birth, tell them if it was silent or not and if Katie was given drugs. He would have been asked to hand over notes and recordings to supervisors who will determine if anything traumatic happened to the mother and baby. If so, Katie will be given extra counselling — or auditing as the church calls it.”
    So will the video show the feathers from the pillow flying all over the room. Just think what a mess that could have been had they already prepared the baby formula with the karo syrup! The poor Suri-gate Mom would have been karo and feathered.

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    Katie, 27, managed to stifle her moans with the help of a pain-killing epidural injection.

    I had an epidural, I didn't have to stifle shit. A dump truck could have driven over me and I wouldn't have felt a damn thing.

    Cruise also ordered medical staff to stay silent, meaning the delivery nurses had to make hand signals to tell Katie when to push.
    There is but one hand-gesture I'd like to make at Tom - maybe two...


    The bizarre order was because Scientologists believe noise when a baby enters the world causes it suffering in later life.
    Yes, let's not cause this kid any undue suffering. Having these two fucknuts as parents is going to cause enough.

    However, Cruise did let Batman Begins star Katie have a pain-killing epidural shot, even though he is against the use of prescription drugs.

    LET??? What an absolute douchebag...

    Quote Originally Posted by enctpc
    A Scientology insider said: “Tom would have been required to report back about the birth, tell them if it was silent or not and if Katie was given drugs. He would have been asked to hand over notes and recordings to supervisors who will determine if anything traumatic happened to the mother and baby. If so, Katie will be given extra counselling — or auditing as the church calls it.”

    I wonder what will happen to her now that she had an epidural.. what sort of "auditing" will she have to go through..? Has she not been through enough with the brainwashing.... And not being able to bond with Suri that would be the hardest thing, though I suppose if she is doped up on vitamins then she may not know what is going???? IMO
    It's probably not that hard to not bond with a kid that's NOT yours...
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    If I were those nurses, I can tell you the hand signals I would have given Tom, and they would have had nothing to do with telling Katie to push.

    I bet there was a lot of eye rolling between the hospital staff -- silent of course.

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    I still can’t get over these 2 little words: “He let.” What an asshole. I think they need to give him an epidural in his jaw so he can’t flap it anymore.
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    Cruise also ordered medical staff to stay silent, meaning
    the delivery nurses had to make hand signals to tell Katie when to push.
    Now's the time on Sprockets when we tell Tom to go f#ck himself
    and get the hell out of the delivery room. He's not a goddamn doctor.
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    I wonder if they did a baby switch with Brookes baby and Toms baby?

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    You didn't feel anything with an epidural? My drugs must had expired or something because the only thing it did was made my legs tingle a little. I felt everything else.

    Back to midget now. I just really am not feeling that she was pregnant. Just not. Too secretive about everything. Tom, you haven't won an Oscar for any perfomances and you certainly won't win one for this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny
    You didn't feel anything with an epidural? My drugs must had expired or something because the only thing it did was made my legs tingle a little. I felt everything else.

    Back to midget now. I just really am not feeling that she was pregnant. Just not. Too secretive about everything. Tom, you haven't won an Oscar for any perfomances and you certainly won't win one for this one.
    NOTHING - they have a "continuous" epidural now and that is some bad-ass shit!

    I'm having a hard time accepting this whole pregnancy thing too. I mean, how do you go from this super-private snobby bitch to this couch-jumping, secret leaking, shout it from the roof-top bull shit?? It's all a scam!
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    He's such an ass!!
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    You know what really made me decide she wasn't really pregnant? I mean besides the pics but they can be photoshop. It was the fact that she was out shopping for SHOES!

    No freakin way. What pregnant woman is going to go shopping for shoes right as she is getting ready to give birth? Your feet are so swollen and I know mine and many of my friend's feet grew. Her shoes won't fit after the baby is here. Platforms too. Does anybody else think this way too?

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