Britney Spears To Sue High Chair Manufacturer

UndercoverGator · April 19th, 2006, 06:38 AM

And now for some stupid celebrity news that isn't Tomkat related. You all know how much Britney Spears loves being in the spotlight and how every single day there's some nasty tittle tattle emerging about her or McSkeevy or lil' SPF so in light of the fact that the Wack Pack (Tomkat) has pushed them off the front page of the tabloids I'm predicting we're about to see a wave of Britney related stories suddenly swelling like garbage on an ocean of rolling waves. Here's todays...

Someone needs to tell her she cannot sue for being a dumb aass, assembling the chair wrong or using it incorrectly or with a child too young to be sitting in it. From National Ledger.

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Britney Spears to Sue High-Chair Maker Over Baby Injury?
By Tina Sims
Apr 19, 2006

Britney Spears again took a lot of heat over the fact that her little one Sean Preston Federline fell from his high chair and cracked his little skull.

Once the story broke last week and she was forced to rush the baby to the hospital - she was even visited by California authorities to make certain it was indeed an accident.

Reports detailed thatthe Child Potective Services concluded that it was.

And now a report set for publication from 'In Touch Weekly claims Britney may sue the High-Chair maker over the baby's injury.

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Jeannette Walls delivers the scoop citing In Touch as the source.

A nanny was taking the seven-month-old tot from his high chair earlier this month when “something snapped,” according to a report in People magazine. The singer reportedly thinks a high chair might be to blame

Baby Sean Preston was taken to the hospital, where he was deemed okay, but now Spears is looking into suing the maker of the chair, according to In Touch Weekly. “The chair’s back broke,” a “family insider” explained to the mag.

“She’s going to see if there was a fault in the chair.”

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Interesting strategy, but may be a tough court battle if it is ever filed.

--Tina Sims

darksithbunny · April 19th, 2006, 06:46 AM

So it's the highchairs fault? Not that maybe it wasn't put together right. I didn't buckle the baby in correctly. No, not my fault. Someone else is to blame. Just like someone else is to blame that you are a fat hasbeen who could never sing in the first place and married a loser. Britney, get over yourself already. The rest of us are just laughing at what a mess you have made of your life. The funniest thing about it all is that you really had it made at one point and you chucked it all for someone who made it onto the most unsexiest man list. Couldn't have had your pick of any man in Hollywood. loser.

MrsMarsters · April 19th, 2006, 06:50 AM

so its their fault her ugly baby fell out of the highchair that this ugly ass hillbilly bitch didn't even strap in?

Tiara · April 19th, 2006, 06:56 AM

What a dumbass, if she'd put the baby in the high chair properly he wouldn't have fallen out! So what happens when he falls off a swing or smacks his head on a wall? Are you going to find the man who built it and sue him too?

buttmunch · April 19th, 2006, 06:59 AM

Even if it was a faulty chair, I think it's best if she lets sleeping dogs lie at this point.

LynnieD · April 19th, 2006, 07:08 AM

^^I agree w/Buttmunch. She's just asking for trouble by opening up this can of worms. She cannot win this one.....

Mel1973 · April 19th, 2006, 07:22 AM

who would she have sued if she'd wrecked her damn car while driving with her baby in her lap? what a stupid bitch!

Mel1973 · April 19th, 2006, 08:08 AM

She already ate all of those pictures!

tinasilva · April 19th, 2006, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mel1973

who would she have sued if she'd wrecked her damn car while driving with her baby in her lap? what a stupid bitch!

Hahahaha...I bet she would of too! LOL!

twitchy · April 19th, 2006, 09:15 AM

I'd sue gravity. Stupid physics.

asha22 · April 19th, 2006, 09:45 AM

Stupid idiotic c**. They should sue her right back for bad publicity.

red wine · April 19th, 2006, 11:36 AM

I want to know what kind of highchair it was.

UndercoverGator · April 19th, 2006, 04:51 PM

And some more on the story from Jeannette Walls. Of course Shar just have to open her big assed fat trap to sound off..anything for publicity.

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Britney may sue over baby’s fall from high chair
MSNBC
Updated: 2:49 a.m. ET April 19, 2006

Britney Spears’ baby boy recently fell and bonked his head, but the singer reportedly thinks a high chair might be to blame.

A nanny was taking the seven-month-old tot from his high chair earlier this month when “something snapped,” according to a report in People magazine.

Baby Sean Preston was taken to the hospital, where he was deemed okay, but now Spears is looking into suing the maker of the chair, according to In Touch Weekly. “The chair’s back broke,” a “family insider” explained to the mag. “She’s going to see if there was a fault in the chair.”

Meanwhile, Shar Jackson — the mother of two children by Spears’ hubby, Kevin Federline — reportedly doesn’t have great faith in Spears’ mothering abilities.

“Shar told Kevin that Britney can’t be alone with their kids,” a source told the mag. “Shar said that if Kevin wants to see their kids, he and Britney must do it at a hotel. “She doesn’t know what goes on at their house and there are too many strangers hanging around.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12137219/

Teceth · April 19th, 2006, 05:38 PM

Yeah, and there are no strangers hanging around hotels.

Also, the chair's BACK broke?! WTF? If the nanny dropped an anvil on it, that's one thing, but taking an infant out of a high chair doesn't usually involve the high-impact gyrations that would break a high chair back.

UndercoverGator · April 19th, 2006, 07:04 PM

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Also, the chair's BACK broke?! WTF? If the nanny dropped an anvil on it, that's one thing, but taking an infant out of a high chair doesn't usually involve the high-impact gyrations that would break a high chair back.

It would if Nanny was roughly slamming the kid around in the first place while Britney napped...