April 18th, 2006, 12:57 PM
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Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
Did anyone else see this on TV this past weekend? It was one of those shows like Access Hollywood weekend edition. They showed that people accompany Katie shopping and everywhere and if she even blows her nose they take the tissue to make sure it is disposed of properly at home. They then showed footage of the trash being taken to the curb on pick up day. There were 3-4 cans and each had a guard. They take the trash to the street and stay with the can until the trash truck empties the can and compressed it in with all other garbage in the truck. They then take the garbage cans back into the compound.
Tome freak sures take security seriously. Now how will I ever get DNA samples to show the pending off spring is not his - LOL
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April 18th, 2006, 12:59 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
Wow, just wow. He is starting to sound more and more Howard Hughs-like. Will he next start keeping his urine and fingernail clippings in jars and wear kleenex boxes for shoes?
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April 18th, 2006, 12:59 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
I don't think there's anything to be added to this. That Assclown needs some psychiatric help, and I don't care what LRon would think about that??
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Wow, just wow. He is starting to sound more and more Howard Hughs-like. Will he next start keeping his urine and fingernail clippings in jars and wear kleenex boxes for shoes?
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Well, I think someone said urine is all natural so I guess he probably drinks his. Plus, Katie's is loaded with nutrients so I bet he drinks hers too.
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April 18th, 2006, 01:00 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
trying to hide the dirty baby diapers. By the by, when was the last time Tomthumb was seen in public? That's why Katie is out shopping so much because he is at home with Chris Klein's baby.
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April 18th, 2006, 01:08 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
What month has it been pretty much determined that Katie became pregnant? May, right? Doesn't that make her 11 months pregnant?
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April 18th, 2006, 02:11 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
That's why he's going to eat the placenta! I wonder if he'll lick the birthing table clean? 
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April 18th, 2006, 02:25 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
Today has produced a bumper crop of great crazy Tomthumb stories. I feel almost, almost, satiated. What a tool this guy is.
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April 18th, 2006, 02:31 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
I'm guessing it's a bit too colorful at the moment, if you know what I mean. They're desperately trying to contact Jacko to find out what sort of skin bleaching method he recommends for overstuffed pillows.
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April 18th, 2006, 05:21 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
Its getting more and more ridiculous.....
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April 18th, 2006, 07:53 PM
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Re: Tom Cruise has Guards Watch his Trash - no DNA material can get out!
This is some freaky shit, from the pillow to the placenta. It's like a South Park episode. To bad they can't make fun of Tom anymore, he'll sic his cult on them> 
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