Tom Cruise and his blackberry love messages from Katie Holmes

[buttmunch]

As many of you know, Diane Sawyer lured reclusive, soft-spoken action star Tom Cruise into her Primetime studio this week, giving him the opportunity to finally open up about his relationship, religion, and his upcoming, dual blockbusters: the birth of his first biological child and Mission: Impossible III. We'd always pegged Cruise as something as a technophobe, so imagine our surprise when during a "break" to "change tapes," an assistant stepped in and handed Cruise a BlackBerry bearing a baby update from improbably pregnant war bride Katie Holmes: "love you, way to go, have a great interview!! No baby action yet." Amazingly, this completely unscripted demonstration of uxorial devotion was captured by another camera and made it into the broadcast, publicly reaffirming the strength of the couple's love, and, more importantly, secretly informing him that none of the hundreds of expectant bio-vessels assembled in the silent birthing stadium had yet produced an offspring bearing enough of a physical resemblance to Cruise to warrant an immediate press conference.

defamer.com

video, etc here:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tom...ime-167718.php


I like the comment on defamer about the one thing that drives him nuts about Katie: the fact that she has a vagina. How convenient that he got that message from Katie right in the middle of the interview and that it was 'inadvertantly' taped. I wonder how they manipulated Diane into going along with this scam?

[Elvira]

LOL, thanks for the link buttmunch.
This only confirms that Tom wrote the whole script for the
interview.

[asha22]

Cosidering Diane Sawyer's finger covered the 'from' at the top of the message it could have been from anyone. Or another person pretending to be Katie. OOOH the conspiracy thickens!!! LOL

[buttmunch]

Good call, asha, it must have been Katie's handler...or maybe even LRon himself.

[SVZ]

I think Kate is dead, and the baby is actually an alien host that's now controlling her body through pneumatic valves

[buttmunch]

Hmmm...pod people...interesting theory.

[hotncmom]

I love the sarcasm of the first sentence. "Reclusive, soft-spoken action star Tom Cruise"

[asha22]

Thanks buttmunch!!
I didnt know much about Katie's handler so i dug up some info. This is quoted from Radar Online

...."The starry-eyed chaperone who’s been accompanying Katie Holmes to Batman Begins press junkets is not only an agent of Scientology—she’s a powerful one. According to an article from the sect’s in-house magazine, Source, Holmes’ new Church-assigned handler, Jessica Rodriguez, ascended to the level of “New Operating Thetan IV” (Tom Cruise is rumored to be New OT VII) in January 2004.
According to sources close to the Church, it means she’s joined the elite group of Scientologists who’ve been enlightened with the six-figure secrets of Xenu, the evil intergalactic ruler who implanted “thetans,” or alien spirits, in earth’s volcanoes 75 million years ago, after which they escaped and invaded human bodies. As a “New OT IV,” Rodriguez has the power to, “control life, thought, matter, energy, space, and time,” according to Scientology’s official web site. Having completed the Church’s “False Purpose Rundown,” Katie’s spiritual escort also has the ability to spot any “suppressive persons” (read: enemies of Scientology, like skeptical journalists and concerned friends and family members) who interact with her celebrity charge. ..."

Scary scary stuff.................surely this is a woman who will stop at nothing to send a false message on a blackberry!!

[buttmunch]

I remember reading that she came from a Scientology family, meaning that she went to their schools and was raised as a Scientologist from birth. I wonder if she bonded with her mother?

[Mel1973]

Where was the blackberry during the interview? Was some stagehand holding Tom Cruise's personal blackberry? Is this same Tom Cruise that sued somebody for recording a cell phone conversation he had with Nicole years ago? No way in HELL was this unscripted. If he wasn't expecting that pathetic message, that blackberry wouldn't have even been IN that studio. I just wonder how stupid Tom Cruise and Diane Sawyer think the public really is. Tom can kiss my ass, I won't spend a dime of my money on his movie!

Originally Posted by asha22

Thanks buttmunch!!
I didnt know much about Katie's handler so i dug up some info. This is quoted from Radar Online

...."The starry-eyed chaperone who’s been accompanying Katie Holmes to Batman Begins press junkets is not only an agent of Scientology—she’s a powerful one. According to an article from the sect’s in-house magazine, Source, Holmes’ new Church-assigned handler, Jessica Rodriguez, ascended to the level of “New Operating Thetan IV” (Tom Cruise is rumored to be New OT VII) in January 2004.
According to sources close to the Church, it means she’s joined the elite group of Scientologists who’ve been enlightened with the six-figure secrets of Xenu, the evil intergalactic ruler who implanted “thetans,” or alien spirits, in earth’s volcanoes 75 million years ago, after which they escaped and invaded human bodies. As a “New OT IV,” Rodriguez has the power to, “control life, thought, matter, energy, space, and time,” according to Scientology’s official web site. Having completed the Church’s “False Purpose Rundown,” Katie’s spiritual escort also has the ability to spot any “suppressive persons” (read: enemies of Scientology, like skeptical journalists and concerned friends and family members) who interact with her celebrity charge. ..."

Scary scary stuff.................surely this is a woman who will stop at nothing to send a false message on a blackberry!!

That is just frightening - OT IV?? Can we trust a IV with the supposed knocked up fiancee of a VII????

[buttmunch]

He may have knocked her up but he still can't talk to her about the highly secret, fantastic knowledge and enlightenment he's gained from becoming an OTVII. If he did, he'd have to kill her...maybe by smothering her with that pillow she's been lugging around all these months.

[asha22]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

He may have knocked her up but he still can't talk to her about the highly secret, fantastic knowledge and enlightenment he's gained from becoming an OTVII. If he did, he'd have to kill her...maybe by smothering her with that pillow she's been lugging around all these months.

LOL!!!!!!!!!
On another note im convinced that twins are going to emerge due to the size of said pillow. IDENTICAL ones too................now that would be freaky.

[buttmunch]

Identical to whom? L. Ron?

[asha22]

Behold and weep..........for this is your future!!

[sweetrebel]

This sounds vaguely like an interview Katie was giving and a 'suprise gift' arrived from Tom, just in the nick of time....not before the interview or after it...right in the middle. Just another attempt to make us believe 'how in love they are'....