April 13th, 2006, 07:40 AM
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Troubled British rocker PETE DOHERTY has been voted Worst Celebrity Dad in a new survey.
The self-confessed drug addict, who has son ESTILE with former love LISA MOORISH, beat Hollywood icons TOM CRUISE and WOODY ALLEN in the poll conducted by a greeting card company Remind4u.com.
Pop legend MICHAEL JACKSON came second on the list, thanks to his controversial parenting methods, while JUDE LAW and BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE also featured in the top ten.
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April 13th, 2006, 07:59 AM
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He beat Michael Jackson??? Did he kill his child??
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April 13th, 2006, 08:23 AM
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Holy shit I had no idea this guy was a father! I'm sure he's no father of the year, but come one--Michael Jackson should have taken this one for sure.
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April 13th, 2006, 08:26 AM
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I had no idea this human piece of garbage had a kid 
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April 13th, 2006, 08:34 AM
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I didn't know he had kids, either! I thought that sperm was way too burnt to do any swimming.
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April 13th, 2006, 08:35 AM
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I bet half the time he actually forgets he has a kid at all!
 "Hmm, now let's see *scratching head* Have I forgotten something?"
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April 13th, 2006, 08:39 AM
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 Thank you Tenaj.
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April 13th, 2006, 08:41 AM
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He's a FATHER?!?!????!?!?!?!?!?
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April 13th, 2006, 08:41 AM
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Thank you Tenaj. |
and Kate Moss (and apparently some other woman) fucked THAT! Total agreement
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April 13th, 2006, 08:45 AM
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Before I started coming here I had no idea who he was or if he was a celebrity much less a dad. Bwahhhah! He's so pathetic!
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April 13th, 2006, 10:16 AM
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I can't believe he has a kid.....but I agree, Michael Jackson should take the cake for this 'award' instead.
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April 13th, 2006, 10:23 AM
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Wow ... I also had no idea this guy had a kid. I'm amazed all those drugs don't have his sperm drifting in a dazed circle ... where do we go? what is it we're supposed to be doing again? oh yeah, we're looking for that ... that ... what are we looking for?
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April 13th, 2006, 11:02 AM
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Wow ... I also had no idea this guy had a kid. I'm amazed all those drugs don't have his sperm drifting in a dazed circle ... where do we go? what is it we're supposed to be doing again? oh yeah, we're looking for that ... that ... what are we looking for?
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He probably jacked off on the toilet seat and the girl sat in it and the sperm was just looking for a place to sleep off the buzz.
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April 16th, 2006, 05:50 AM
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I bet half the time he actually forgets he has a kid at all!
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I think I just died laughing at that, and am now a ghost. 
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April 16th, 2006, 06:03 AM
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this is the woman that let Pete stick it in her. Liam Gallagher is the father of her daughter.
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