Record Label Tells Britney Spears - Shape Up!

[Elvira]

by Jack Ryan
04/12/2006

Apparently fearing the loss of their prize goose and all her golden feathers to the ravages of motherhood, chubbette Britney Spears has reportedly been told by her record label to shape up, or ship out.

Motherhood is never easy on a girl, and since the birth of baby Sean Preston, Britney has piled on the pounds.To add to the problem, Spears became quickly pregnant with a second baby, and all hope of her losing the pounds before her body permanently changes is becoming a monetarily-threatening reality.

According to the Aussie tabloid NW, Britney's label told her in no uncertain terms:"Lose weight and clean up your image, or your career will be over."However, the same newspaper also reported that Britney is trying to cover up her unhappiness by eating.

We think the people who make money off the unfortunate Ms. Spears are more likely concerned about losing their primary source of income.

A source says she [Britney], "went to the supermarket one day and loaded up on chips and all sorts of chocolate bars.She brought it all home and has been chowing down like there’s no tomorrow ... She's been so depressed over Kevin and the state of her marriage that all she wants to do is eat to stop the pain."

Enjoy being a chubby little housewife and mom for awhile, Britney.You only get one chance to be a great mom, and K-Fed needs someone to keep an eye on him.

-- Compiled from wire reports
postchronicle.com

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en...21214155.shtml

[SVZ]

well it's not like she can sing

[ang]

i kind of have a little compassion for her on this one. once you starting eating like that, it takes a major jerk in your chain to turn your life back around. and, i'm sure k-fed is so not understanding and comforting to her. i hope she can get the weight back off soon.

[Mel1973]

Originally Posted by ang

i kind of have a little compassion for her on this one. once you starting eating like that, it takes a major jerk in your chain to turn your life back around. and, i'm sure k-fed is so not understanding and comforting to her. i hope she can get the weight back off soon.

If all it takes is a "major jerk", she should be well on her way - all compliments of her husband!

[Grimmlok]

[Mel1973]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

that's hot!

[LynnieD]

I don't buy this....

[Grimmlok]

They did it to janet jackson...




OOOOOOoo sassy

[FierceKiten]

Grimm, that looks like a couple of her recent pictures. 365 more bags of cheetos to go.

[Luna]

She could drop a load off by kicking K-Fed out the door. She'd probably get herself back on track if she did. That's the only way she can ever be a success again.

[FierceKiten]

Trust me, the only excersise she's gonna do is working the remote control.

[UndercoverGator]

She looks like my dad in the school girl uniform, same shape face and same double chinny-chin-chins. My dad in drag hee!!

What I predict will happen is Twitney will pop out a few more babies, run through her dough and get spectacularly dumped by McNasty. She'll run to Oprah or Dr. Phil, get back into shape, have a book ghostwritten and release a new album. She'll go on a round of talk shows flacking her new projects and talk about how deluded she'd been, heartbroken and innocent and how she's grown and matured as a result and how much she wants to help and comfort all those millions of women who've suffered like her. Weither or not the public believes it and embraces her again is questionable. But then again, how many comebacks has Cher had now?

[Mel1973]

Originally Posted by FierceKiten

Trust me, the only excersise she's gonna do is working the remote control.

And cheeto lifting

[FierceKiten]

Originally Posted by UndercoverGator

What I predict will happen is Twitney will pop out a few more babies, run through her dough and get spectacularly dumped by McNasty. She'll run to Oprah or Dr. Phil, get back into shape, have a book ghostwritten and release a new album. She'll go on a round of talk shows flacking her new projects and talk about how deluded she'd been, heartbroken and innocent and how she's grown and matured as a result and how much she wants to help and comfort all those millions of women who've suffered like her. Weither or not the public believes it and embraces her again is questionable. But then again, how many comebacks has Cher had now?

Her husband aint helping her financial situation either. Im hearing ppl want to sue them left to right

[Bellatheball]

She's setting herself up for a prime comeback. Think about it, if she were to turn things around now, lose the weight, dump her a$$ of a husband and film another raunchy video, people would lap it up. Everyone loves a come back.