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Old April 12th, 2006, 04:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Alec Baldwin slams Paris Hilton over sex tape

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Actor ALEC BALDWIN has slammed socialite PARIS HILTON for making a sex tape with RICK SALOMON, insisting she was "dumb" and should have known better.

THE COOLER star claims he doesn't find Hilton attractive and is shocked by her lack of common sense.

He explains, "When I did THE CAT IN THE HAT I had a scene with her. She was lovely, very sweet.

"But she decides to make a video with a guy whose lack of ethics wafts off him like cologne, who you can see from 50 feet away is trash? She puts the 'd in 'dumb'".
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Old April 12th, 2006, 05:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I like Alec..but this is old news Alec so just shut up for once.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 05:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I was gonna do a parody of this -- "ALEC BALDWIN SLAMS PARIS HILTON
LIKE A PORTLY FREIGHT TRAIN" -- but I just can't bring myself to do it.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 05:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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He may as well slam her, everyone else has!
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Old April 12th, 2006, 07:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This is the bloke whose brother is picketing porno shops. Maybe he's On Message too?
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Old April 12th, 2006, 07:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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It could be that Hollywood had the wind knocked out of it
by the success of The Passion of the Christ, and now they're
struggling to appeal to a devoutly religious audience that they'd
only mocked prior to that.

Seriously. When Gibson announced he was going to make that
film I thought he was kidding. Then he makes it and it isn't
even in English, and I thought he was just preparing for a
write-off. Then it made $350 million...a huge audience came
out to see it because it was a reverential portrayal.

Hollywood liberals basically sat up and said, "WTF?" because
they realized that was a huge market of people that they'd
been snubbing.

So now they're either becoming more conscientious about morality
or pretending to. Either way, he won't be the last.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 07:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh yes, da Catlicks came out of the woodwork in droves for that one, and Mel is a RABID fundamental Catholic. LOTS of juicy gore and suffering, just the way they like it.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 10:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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"When I did THE CAT IN THE HAT I had a scene with her. She was lovely, very sweet."

The fact that he did THE CAT IN THE HAT discounts anything that idiot has to say.
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Old April 12th, 2006, 05:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh yes, da Catlicks came out of the woodwork in droves for that one, and Mel is a RABID fundamental Catholic. LOTS of juicy gore and suffering, just the way they like it.
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Old April 15th, 2006, 06:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I must admit the Alec Baldwin love, buuut this is old news.
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Old April 15th, 2006, 06:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Actor ALEC BALDWIN has slammed and banged socialite PARIS HILTON for making a sex tape with RICK SALOMON instead of inviting him to costar in it, insisting she was "dumb" and should have known better and cut him a slice of that loose pussy action.

THE COOLER star claims he doesn't find Hilton attractive just incredibly hot and sexy and is shocked by her lack of common sense plus legs wide open to everyone else but him.

He explains, "When I did THE CAT IN THE HAT I had a scene with her but it wasn't the scene I wanted to do. She was lovely, very sweet yet refused to snort coke off my cock or do the scene nude.

"But she decides to make a video with a guy whose lack of ethics wafts off him like cologne (yeah, I'm jealous as hell and don't care who knows it) who you can see from 50 feet away is trash but hung better than I am and that makes me crazy? She puts the 'd in 'dumb'" and I put the 'J' in jealous bitter fattie.
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Old April 16th, 2006, 02:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Actor ALEC BALDWIN has slammed and banged socialite PARIS HILTON for making a sex tape with RICK SALOMON instead of inviting him to costar in it, insisting she was "dumb" and should have known better and cut him a slice of that loose pussy action.

THE COOLER star claims he doesn't find Hilton attractive just incredibly hot and sexy and is shocked by her lack of common sense plus legs wide open to everyone else but him.

He explains, "When I did THE CAT IN THE HAT I had a scene with her but it wasn't the scene I wanted to do. She was lovely, very sweet yet refused to snort coke off my cock or do the scene nude.

"But she decides to make a video with a guy whose lack of ethics wafts off him like cologne (yeah, I'm jealous as hell and don't care who knows it) who you can see from 50 feet away is trash but hung better than I am and that makes me crazy? She puts the 'd in 'dumb'" and I put the 'J' in jealous bitter fattie.
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