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(KP International) Punky-pop singer Pink knew she was really in love with motocross racer, and now hubby, Carey Hart when he vomited in tandem with her.
After a night of boozing together in a limo the 'You Make Me Sick' singer was about to up-chuck. "I told the driver I was going to throw up but he didn't stop fast enough so I just jumped out while we were still going about 20 miles an hour," said Pink. "I rolled onto the curb and Carey jumped out after me."
Then love began to blossom on the side of the road. "Carey was like, 'Baby, do you want me to hold your hair?'" recalled Pink. "And I was like, 'Get away from me.' I was like totally embarrassed. Suddenly he said, 'Do you want me to throw up with you?' And I was like, er, okay. So he sticks his whole hand down his throat and throws up with me. I was like, that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me."
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
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Um......that's just so romantic.....![]()
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What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Hahahahaha...that's hilarious. I had an old boyfriend that I was about to dump until I got sick during a hike and yacked everywhere. He held my hair and then covered up the vomit with dirt and leaves, then half carried me home. He got another year and half of nookie just for that single act.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
Well.. can't be any worse that Bobby Browd digging a dingleberry out of Crackney Houston's ass.
THATS LOVE BABY
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
Ewwww, Grimm, did you have to bring dingleberries into this? Where are your manners, man?
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
Dingleberries is just funny..period.![]()
Yeah, the word alone always brings a smile to my face. Just say it when you're feeling blue and you'll snap out of it in no time!
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
so sick and yet so entertaining .. all in one!
*cracking the fuck UP*
Eww how gross?
Btw, whats a dingleberry?
You don't know about Crackney and Bobby's fun with constipation? Oh my.
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
That is so cute and sweet in a non traditional way. A boy who takes care of you while ill, or a friend, is in it for the long run.
No, but I'm in the UK and we don't care very much about them here. They're not really big news!Originally Posted by Grimmlok
A dingleberry is that little ball of poo that sometimes escapes the viscious attack of toilet paper and hangs on for dear life. You often see them on sheep or goats. Or people. Like Grimm.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
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