Jessica Simpson Crank-Calls Kristin Cavallari

moomies · April 10th, 2006, 05:15 AM

JESSICA'S CRANK-CALLING KRISTIN

Jessica Simspon has been a busy woman lately: filming Employee of the Month in New Mexico, planning to adopt a child and finalizing her divorce from Nick Lachey. But she's still found time to fret about her ex's love life! It seems that she's gotten worked up over the recent romance between Nick, 32, and Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari, says a source. Though Nick and Kristin's month-long dalliance ended mid-March, the source says Jessica was so upset about it that she's using practical jokes to get her revenge — by crank-calling Kristin!

SHE'S A NOBODY!
Jessica, 25, got especially upset after she saw her photo right next to Kristin's in a magazine, says the source. "She was furious. She thought it was insulting and embarrassing to be lumped together with Kristin! As far as Jessica is concerned, Kristin's a nobody, [a] 19- year-old reality-TV star who has just been using Nick for free publicity." And in no time, "Jessica got hold of Kristin's cell-phone number and got a real kick out of making crank calls to it." Though a rep for Jessica denies the story, the source claims: "She'll ring Kristin up and just say nothing or try to order pizza or Chinese food and talk in different accents! She's even gotten some of her friends in on it. The pranks are harmless, but I think Jessica likes knowing that she's irritating Kristin in some way." As for what Kristin thinks, the source adds, "I don't think she knows it's Jessica crank-calling her — I'm sure she'll have a fit when she finds out!
— BRANNON CASTLEBERRY

http://www.starmagazine.com/news/61973

heather.rn · April 10th, 2006, 05:20 AM

OMG Jessica! You are so funny!

*Sarcasm off*

buttmunch · April 10th, 2006, 05:39 AM

Isn't Jessica's career built on a reality tv show? What a hypocrite.

ediebrooks · April 10th, 2006, 06:38 AM

So ignorant and high school, and just what I'd expect from Jessica Simpson.

ourmaninBusan · April 10th, 2006, 07:59 AM

Can you say, "restraining order," Ms. Simpson?

Luna · April 10th, 2006, 10:42 AM

Meh, I don't like either of them.
"SteVEN"

Bellatheball · April 10th, 2006, 10:47 AM

^^ Me either. If forced, I might choose Jessica over what's her name though.

Luna · April 10th, 2006, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bellatheball

^^ Me either. If forced, I might choose Jessica over what's her name though.

Me too.
I liked Lauren from that OC show.

Palermo · April 10th, 2006, 11:59 AM

How old is Jessica, about 12?

South Lake · April 10th, 2006, 06:20 PM

Jessica is Hot.

I hope her and Nick get back together.

I think it is going to take this separation /divorce filing to finally realize what they had.

STAR is already reporting in their most recent issue that Jessica is considering getting back together with Nick. She's asking friends and family what they would think if she considered reconciling.

milky*mcgee · April 10th, 2006, 08:17 PM

^Pffffftttttttttt. Nick is better off without her, she is an empty shell of a woman. And I use that term VERY loosely.

MrsDark · April 10th, 2006, 08:25 PM

Empty-headed perhaps. But otherwise that shell has been *filled* on a regular basis by plenty of others besides Nick and before splitting from Nick. That's what happens when you grow up with anything sexual being taboo/off limits (not counting daddy). Becoming the town whore was only a matter of minutes.

angelais · April 10th, 2006, 10:35 PM

Jessica is so mature for her age, isn't she? I'm surprised Nick stuck around as long as he did. Someone needs to grab her, take her cell phone and shove it in her mouth (providing that her overly inflated lips will give way.)