Katie Holmes eats Indian food to kick start labour

[MaryJane]

Katie Holmes is reportedly gorging herself on Indian food in a bid to kick start labour.

The pregnant actress is due to give birth any day and fiance Tom Cruise, a devout Scientologist, is trying to help the process on its way by serving up red hot curries to his beloved every night.

It is a popular myth that spicy foods can bring on labour in the final stages of pregnancy, due to the ingredients.

A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Tom is convinced he can get the baby to pop out sooner if he feeds her spicy dishes."

femalefirst.co.uk

[spinmonkey]

If she's not careful, someone is going to get "a little messy" when "real" labor kicks in! Tom better wear full scrubs!

[moomies]

Control freak!! Just let the nature handle it and let her eat what SHE wants.

I can imagine Tom force feeding Katie red hot spicy food into her mouth.

[buttmunch]

One of the best ways to kick start labor is to have sex. When I was overdue with one of my kids, my doc recommended it. Of course, the chances of Tomkat actually having sex are slim, so maybe the curries are the next best solution.

[A*O]

You're right butt - semen has natural prostaglandins which stimulate the cervix and can bring on labour. But as you say, this would involve Tom having sex with, ew, a woman and a heavily preggo one at that. Every gay's worst nightmare I'd guess, although they'd have to do it doggy style so perhaps he could just close his eyes and think of Fire Island.

[buttmunch]

hahahahahaha....Fire Island....Tanned, toned Jewish boys named Sheldon arguing with thier lover Phil the dentist about too much balsamic in the vinegrette.

[Barbara]

Indian food usually kick starts diarrhea

[moomies]

and a heartburn for some!

[enctpc]

You're right butt - semen has natural prostaglandins which stimulate the cervix and can bring on labour. But as you say, this would involve Tom having sex with, ew, a woman and a heavily preggo one at that. Every gay's worst nightmare I'd guess, although they'd have to do it doggy style so perhaps he could just close his eyes and think of Fire Island.

"You're right butt - semen".... I read this wrong...oh so wrong

[Barbara]

^^ You made my day enctpc

[buttmunch]

"You're right butt - semen".... I read this wrong...oh so wrong

Well, that would be the Tomthumb way, so maybe you read it correctly...

[Bellatheball]

fiance Tom Cruise, a devout Scientologist, is trying to help the process on its way by serving up red hot curries to his beloved every night.


Ewww, does that statement gross anyone else out? The picture of that makes me want to hurl.

[buttmunch]

I'm surprised they haven't tried vitamins or exercise.

[UndercoverGator]

They should give her food with a heavy dose of seaweed in it. Supposedly that can jumpstart labor too.

LMAO @ the mental images of Tom Thumb boffing Katie doggie style while imaging the Fire Island lavender brigade! Brill!

[Teceth]

I hope she craps happily, silently, and explosively all over him.