April 4th, 2006, 03:13 AM
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SEXY Jessica Simpson is stepping out of Daisy Duke’s skimpy hotpants — and into Pamela Anderson’s red bikini.
The actress has landed the key role in the Hollywood remake of the 1990s ITV classic Baywatch.
A source said: “Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role.”
Jessica, 25, will play a heroic lifeguard on Venice Beach, California — and may even copy the slow-motion running that made fellas such a fan of 38-year-old Pammi in the Saturday evening show.
The source added: “Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi’s part her own.”
Producers hope David Hasselhoff, 53, who played Lt Mitch Buchannon, will join the cast now Jessica is on board.
PAMELA JESSICA
38 Age 25
5ft 7in Height 5ft 3in
7st 7lb Weight 7st 7lb
34EE BRA SIZE 34D
Tommy Lee EXES Nick Lachey
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Baywatch, Barbed Dukes Of Hazzard,
Wire, Stacked, Mickey Mouse Club,
Playboy Newlyweds
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April 4th, 2006, 03:19 AM
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Papa Joe said Jessica's boobies were DD's!!!!
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April 4th, 2006, 03:22 AM
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she got rejected from the Mickey Mouse Club. I saw it on VH1!!!
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April 4th, 2006, 03:30 AM
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Nobody saw this coming right?
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April 4th, 2006, 03:42 AM
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Please! Baywatch belongs to the '90s and needs to stay there, too!!!
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April 4th, 2006, 07:14 AM
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Now she's gonna think she's a "real" actress 
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April 4th, 2006, 07:22 AM
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Good.
Another flop. I love to see her make an ass of herself.
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April 4th, 2006, 07:34 AM
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I hate to defend an utter bimbo like Pam, but taking this role
from her is like taking her only lifeline to fame. Why not confiscate
her implants as well?
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April 4th, 2006, 09:37 AM
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Why do they insist on making movies of old TV shows? Every single one has been a huge bomb, why are studios willing to take on that kind of project?
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April 4th, 2006, 02:08 PM
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Maybe JS will drown and we won't have to see or hear from her anymore.
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April 4th, 2006, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
Iew, Pam is 100 x hotter than Jessica. This is an insult.
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Ew at both of them!  I am shocked and appalled! Bad Frank! Bad Frank! Very bad, bad Frank! 
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April 4th, 2006, 03:28 PM
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Isn't 7st 7lbs = 105 pounds?
I have a hard time believing either of those women are that weight.
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April 4th, 2006, 05:02 PM
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Pamela had nice features. Had being the key word here.  Now she's an oogleh, oogleh PS freak, with an anorexic body, no ass at all, and those horrific implants.
Jessica's just fug.
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April 4th, 2006, 05:13 PM
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So maybe she's more suited to the Baywatch role than we thought... 
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April 4th, 2006, 05:17 PM
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