April 1st, 2006, 06:21 AM
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Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
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04/01/2006
Madonna has demanded husband Guy Ritchie gets his wedding kilt back from Ewan McGregor – or suffer painful consequences.
The Material Girl was furious when she found out the film director had given away the kilt he wore for their 2000 marriage to the Trainspotting star as a gift for his 35th birthday yesterday.
Now the uncompromising star – who has admitted she and Ritchie are working through problems in the relationship at the moment – has insisted her husband get the kilt back immediately.
A source reveals to the Daily Star, “Madonna is not impressed. She kept all their wedding souvenirs in pristine condition.
“She hit the roof when he told her what he’d done and said she’ll ‘break his balls’ unless he gets it back from Ewan.”
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April 1st, 2006, 08:38 AM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
I would take this threat seriously if I were Guy. With those bulging muscles of hers, Madge looks strong enough to inflict lasting damage.
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April 1st, 2006, 08:40 AM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
Well, she is something of a serial ball buster, isn't she? But this is a bit high schoolish if you ask me.
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April 1st, 2006, 12:40 PM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
I thought Guy's wedding gift to her was his balls.... God knows he doesn't have any...
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April 1st, 2006, 12:44 PM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
Giving second hand clothes as birthday presents is weird enough, but second hand wedding clothes???
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April 1st, 2006, 01:17 PM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
Guy will have to sleep with one eye open or wear a jock strap (with
protective cup of course). 
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April 1st, 2006, 01:35 PM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
Shut your pie hole Madonna! No one cares!
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April 1st, 2006, 04:02 PM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
Yeah, I too thought she had already broke his balls. Anyways, if you have all that damn money, why be so cheap? Just buy a new one. Oh, yeah, I forgot, he is scottish. I just remembered Scrooge McDuck.
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April 1st, 2006, 05:40 PM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
How can she bust what he's already cut off?
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April 1st, 2006, 07:25 PM
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Re: Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls
I thought he already donated his to be attached to hers, makes more sense since she is transforming into a man.
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