Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

**Elvira** · March 29th, 2006, 06:48 AM

30/29/2006
Simpsons propel a babbling Brooke

If there were a showbiz family feud I would pay to watch, it would be between the (Jessica) Simpsons and the (Hulk) Hogans. So, let's get it started!

"A lot of people think that celebrities are fake and a couple of them are," says daughter Brooke Hogan, a star of MTV's reality show "Hogan Knows Best." "Like that one who just went though a major breakup."

You mean Jessica Simpson?

"I didn't hit it off with her. … And then there's her sister [Ashlee Simpson]. Ugh. They're both fake."

Really, why?

"There's a whole list," she tells Chaunce Hayden in Steppin' Out magazine. "Somebody is fake when they act nice to your face, but then talk behind your back. I'm not saying Jessica did that to me, but there's just a pompous way about her.

"I hate it when people make things all about them. When people are insecure, they need that."

Of course, the Brookester might have an ulterior motive. Asked who the hottest guy in Hollywood is, she replied, "I would have to say [Jessica's ex] Nick Lachey. Not just because of his looks. … He's got a beautiful heart, and he's so genuine."

Go get him, girl!
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**calendargurl** · March 29th, 2006, 06:51 AM

he may have a good heart but i still don't think he would touch this chick with a 10 foot pole

**Tiara** · March 29th, 2006, 06:52 AM

Shut up Brooke you pathetic little nobody. You're hardly the most genuine looking dog out there!!

**KandyKorn** · March 29th, 2006, 10:36 AM

Brooke is so genuine...

**ekee** · March 29th, 2006, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by KandyKorn

Brooke is so genuine...

genuinely FUGLY

**Miss Sleepy** · March 30th, 2006, 04:08 AM

What? And she is? Though I must say, I saw her at an awards show ages ago (Why was she there? Well, I guess society admires talentless fame whores) Anywhoo, I just loved the hooker heels she was wearing! So classy.

**FierceKiten** · March 30th, 2006, 04:19 AM

Well at least she gets the picture, and probably in a couple of months, we can say the same about her.

**ediebrooks** · March 30th, 2006, 06:36 AM

Oh, well maybe Brooke Hogan may not be so "genuine" herself, but she's right about the Simpsons.

**Ms. Hot** · March 30th, 2006, 01:16 PM

She is very "big boned" and should invest in some cardio equipement...

**miss_perfect** · March 30th, 2006, 01:20 PM

Brooke Hogan blows goats, she's just jealous because more than five people watched the Simpsons' reality shows. Not that they're any better, mind you...

**wonderina** · March 30th, 2006, 03:05 PM

"I didn't hit it off with her. … And then there's her sister [Ashlee Simpson]. Ugh. They're both fake."

They probably didn't hit it off because Jess felt threatened because there was a younger peroxide blonde, orange skinned skank infringing on her territory.