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    Default Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    30/29/2006
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    If there were a showbiz family feud I would pay to watch, it would be between the (Jessica) Simpsons and the (Hulk) Hogans. So, let's get it started!

    "A lot of people think that celebrities are fake and a couple of them are," says daughter Brooke Hogan, a star of MTV's reality show "Hogan Knows Best." "Like that one who just went though a major breakup."

    You mean Jessica Simpson?

    "I didn't hit it off with her. And then there's her sister [Ashlee Simpson]. Ugh. They're both fake."

    Really, why?

    "There's a whole list," she tells Chaunce Hayden in Steppin' Out magazine. "Somebody is fake when they act nice to your face, but then talk behind your back. I'm not saying Jessica did that to me, but there's just a pompous way about her.

    "I hate it when people make things all about them. When people are insecure, they need that."

    Of course, the Brookester might have an ulterior motive. Asked who the hottest guy in Hollywood is, she replied, "I would have to say [Jessica's ex] Nick Lachey. Not just because of his looks. He's got a beautiful heart, and he's so genuine."

    Go get him, girl!
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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    he may have a good heart but i still don't think he would touch this chick with a 10 foot pole

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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    Shut up Brooke you pathetic little nobody. You're hardly the most genuine looking dog out there!!
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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    Brooke is so genuine...
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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn
    Brooke is so genuine...
    genuinely FUGLY

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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    What? And she is? Though I must say, I saw her at an awards show ages ago (Why was she there? Well, I guess society admires talentless fame whores) Anywhoo, I just loved the hooker heels she was wearing! So classy.

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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    Well at least she gets the picture, and probably in a couple of months, we can say the same about her.
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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    Oh, well maybe Brooke Hogan may not be so "genuine" herself, but she's right about the Simpsons.

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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    She is very "big boned" and should invest in some cardio equipement...

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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    Brooke Hogan blows goats, she's just jealous because more than five people watched the Simpsons' reality shows. Not that they're any better, mind you...

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    Default Re: Brooke Hogan thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are so fake

    "I didn't hit it off with her. And then there's her sister [Ashlee Simpson]. Ugh. They're both fake."

    They probably didn't hit it off because Jess felt threatened because there was a younger peroxide blonde, orange skinned skank infringing on her territory.
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