March 29th, 2006, 04:58 AM
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Aspiring rapper KEVIN FEDERLINE was thrilled he brought wife BRITNEY SPEARS to tears, after he arranged a romantic rendezvous at a hotel.
Federline arranged for a surprise overnight stay and enlisted the help of hotel staff to create a romantic wonderland.
He explains, "One night I got this hotel room and told them to load the room with roses and put candles inside the bath tub. We get there and I look at what these people did - they must have cut up four or five dozen roses at least and created this huge heart in the middle of the bed.
"She loved it - she was crying and all that good stuff."
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March 29th, 2006, 05:15 AM
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I bet he paid the romantic attentions with HER money!!!
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March 29th, 2006, 05:19 AM
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He just doesnt come across to me as being romantic. He couldnt have come up with this idea on his own. Probably looked it up on the internet. Maybe he asked his "friends" at MySpace.com. HEHEHE
And tell me why would you put lit candles inside the bathtub? I mean isnt it more romantic if you have a bubble bath drawn and the candles lit outside the bathtub? I dont know call me crazy.
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March 29th, 2006, 05:19 AM
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How come he didnt suprise her with a bath drawn of redbull and cheetos leading to the bed.
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March 29th, 2006, 05:50 AM
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Sorry Kev - candles, bathtub, rose petals is SO predictable and tacky - Hey! just like you and Brit now you mention it!! Good call. Which of her credit cards did you charge it to?
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March 29th, 2006, 05:53 AM
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How come he didnt suprise her a bath drawn of redbull and cheetos leading to the bed.
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That woulda been more romantic for Britney! He'd sure get some action.
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March 29th, 2006, 06:23 AM
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she was crying and all that good stuff
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All that good stuff? Skeevy is just so so so so so expressive!
I'd be crying too if I was hooked legally and physically to this greasy untalented loser.
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March 29th, 2006, 06:24 AM
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^^ Aw, come on. We know you secretly dream about him at night. 
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March 29th, 2006, 06:26 AM
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^^ Aw, come on. We know you secretly dream about him at night. |
I dream I could torture him. Turn his ass into doggie treats or make him scrub the sidewalk with his tongue..
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March 29th, 2006, 07:16 AM
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In my dream, I'd make him do some labour intensive work to make him earn his own money and then I'll take away his hard earned money and go to Vegas and gamble it all away.
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March 29th, 2006, 07:32 AM
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Should've taken her to the Poconos and gottten a room with a heart shaped bathtubs and bearskin rug. Isn't that what all the redneck trailer park girls consider classy and romantic?
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March 29th, 2006, 08:39 AM
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^^ Don't you mean - They be laughin' at me cause I a moron.
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March 29th, 2006, 08:48 AM
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Maybe she cried because she wants to leave so badly but she is dickwhipped.
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March 29th, 2006, 09:16 AM
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Wow...that's original.
*sarcasm*
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March 29th, 2006, 10:20 AM
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He's so damn stupid he couldn't have come up with this pathetic attempt at romance by himself? And Britney was in tears? They SOOOOOO deserve each other...their stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
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