Wilmer Valderrama Kisses & Tells

DeChayz · March 27th, 2006, 11:02 PM

From perezhilton.com

Wilmer Takes Manhattan And Blows Stern

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Valdiarrhea was on TRL on Monday, promoting his new MTV show, Yo Mama. However, that appearance was rather tame compared to his XXXrated guest spot on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show earlier in the day, where - amongst other things - he boasted about having a really large cock.

Howard asked Wilmer if he's well endowed. He responded that he's "been blessed" in that department, before saying that his penis is more than eight inches long. Wilmer went on to add that when he's with celebrities, he has two things on his mind: that he can't believe he's actually having sex with them and that he has to be sure to perform adequately.

Fez also crowed about deflowering Mandy Moore, who is a big ol' slut underneath her squeaky clean demeanor. When Wilmer claimed that he took Mandy's virginity, Howard wondered if sex with her was difficult at first. Wilmer told him that the sex was "really good" with Mandy, but also acknowledged that it wasn't "like warm apple pie."

What the fuck???

Wilmer - of course - mentioned that he dated Lindsay Morgan Lohan (for more than a year), but he denied the rumor that he dumped her for Asslee Simpson.

Fez also claimed that La Lohan's boobs are real and that he poked Jennifer Love Hewitt's love hole, giving her an "8" on the scale (of 10).

Ladies, if you fuck Wilmer, please hose him down thoroughly beforehand (with lots of warm water) and apply two condoms on his "massive" cock!

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Elisa · March 27th, 2006, 11:11 PM

This guy's a disgusting pig. He's in no way attractive and I think he's bull shitting about Mandy. He wasn't with her long enough to "deflower" her. She's much too good for him and she probably knew it and wouldn't let him near her with a ten foot pole. That's why he dumped her ass and ran to a sure thing like Ashley and Lindsay.

moomies · March 27th, 2006, 11:28 PM

I tend to not believe anyone who brags about their sexual conquest.

AliceInWonderland · March 28th, 2006, 01:35 PM

does anyone believe any of this horseshit?!
he's a total toad; and these women probably only hang w/ him b/c A) they think he's gay and feel comfortable around him for that till he makes a pass at them or B) they have extremely low self-esteem and he's the rebound!

mtlebay · March 28th, 2006, 01:49 PM

What a total lack of class!! Announcing to the world intimate details like that--who does he think he is!!?! Y'know, I'm tempted to change my avatar because of this!! <------

(bonehead)

ETA: got this from superficial.com

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Lindsay Lohan was one of the best girl's he's ever had slept with, Ashlee Simpson was loud in bed

mtlebay · March 28th, 2006, 02:23 PM

^^ It's because he doesn't want to ruin his booty calls with her.

deepAN · March 28th, 2006, 03:04 PM

Lets put this into perspective. If you actually listened to the show Wilmer was not bragging just being honest, which is pretty refreshing for a celebrity. He was actually quite respectful and didn't go overboard in fact I think he held back quite a bit, I loved him on Stern and he is hot. Let's face it, celebrities are doing some crazy shit with each other but he's the only one to own up!

AliceInWonderland · March 28th, 2006, 03:08 PM

^ Um ok Wilmer; keep telling yourself that.

LynnieD · March 28th, 2006, 03:20 PM

^^Alice!! You crack me up!!

Elvira · March 28th, 2006, 06:24 PM

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saying that his penis is more than eight inches long

What a liar. His shoe size isn’t that large.

alcohol the honey · March 28th, 2006, 08:33 PM

I get the hype and I don't see a bulge in those tight jeans of his. Liar!

mtlebay · March 28th, 2006, 08:34 PM

^^ this is where he claims he's a 'grower'. *wink*

muchlove · March 28th, 2006, 09:08 PM

God, what a pig. Any actress that sleeps with him after this would have to be a fucking moron.

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Lets put this into perspective. If you actually listened to the show Wilmer was not bragging just being honest, which is pretty refreshing for a celebrity. He was actually quite respectful and didn't go overboard in fact I think he held back quite a bit, I loved him on Stern and he is hot. Let's face it, celebrities are doing some crazy shit with each other but he's the only one to own up!

I'm all for honesty in celebrities, about all sorts of things. But going on the radio and discussing the intimate details of sex with past girlfriends is the exact opposite of "respectful".

Luna · March 28th, 2006, 09:26 PM

He's ugly and disgusting.

strikeapose · March 28th, 2006, 09:44 PM

Wilmer and Lohan have a pact. He won't rat out her fake boobs if she doesn't rat him out about the gym socks he shoves down his tight pants.