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Old March 25th, 2006, 07:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Scientology to buy Neverland from Michael Jackson?

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For those who thought the wierdness of Neverland may be gone forever, today on Howard Stern, Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reported that the Church of Scientology is looking at purchasing Neverland and making it a retreat for Scientologists! You gotta take the source with a grain of salt, but wouldn’t that be wonderfully bizarre and provide years of hilarious imagery to come?!...

Oh, please, please, somebody post pics from this story at this link....they are priceless.


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Old March 25th, 2006, 07:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old March 25th, 2006, 08:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh my! That would be a gossip-xanadu if that happened!! I love it..
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Old March 25th, 2006, 09:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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and the sickening strangeness only gets stranger! LOVE IT!
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Old March 25th, 2006, 11:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Perhaps Tom Terrific can frolick around with his animals!

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Old March 25th, 2006, 11:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Michael Jackson might as well convert to Scientology. They could prolly cure his pedophilia, too and he could cash in on his renewed Thetanland. But MJ's kinda short on the $$$, will they still take him in?
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Old March 26th, 2006, 04:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Actually I was hoping Brangelina could buy it. Lots of rides and animals to keep their kids amused!
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Am I the only one who is honestly scared by Scientology and its followers? It seems like they pretty much control Hollywood and get away with a lot. I don't know but it freaks me out!
Also every actor I have discovered to be a Scientologist I automatically don't like. They're all psychos. Especially Tom Cruise, Jenna Elfman and Isaac Hayes. A bunch of looney tunes.
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Old March 26th, 2006, 03:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^^Yeah I agree. I am freaked out by the whole thing too.
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Old March 26th, 2006, 04:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Also every actor I have discovered to be a Scientologist I automatically don't like. They're all psychos. Especially Tom Cruise, Jenna Elfman and Isaac Hayes. A bunch of looney tunes.
Same here. I was so dissapointed to find out that Jason Lee is a $cientologist. I liked his show My Name is Earl.
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Old March 26th, 2006, 04:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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somehow, it seems very fitting. shifting from one freakshow to the next!
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Old March 26th, 2006, 04:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I couldn't even set foot in that place without getting the creeps thinking about kids who've probably been abused there. I wish some rich old coot would buy it and have a bonfire, charge admisson to watch, and donate the proceeds to an orphanage.
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Old March 26th, 2006, 06:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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So weird it's probably true. Lisa Marie Presley is a scientologist. She was probably supposed to recruit Jacko.

I never knew much about the belief system for scientologists. Thought it was something along the lines of Masons- the more you pay the higher you go,etc. Wrong.

Hey who ever posted the south park link for the show- thanks again!
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Old March 26th, 2006, 06:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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It's perfect: from one wacko to another. Ta da!!
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