March 24th, 2006, 12:42 AM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,242
|
Quote:
Actress JENNIFER ANISTON is devastated by the string of failures she's endured at the box office since - including her latest, the thriller DERAILED.
The former FRIENDS star has had a run of bad luck on the big screen since she left the hit TV show. Aniston, who co-starred with CLIVE OWEN in the box-office flop, claims she won't be doing any more emotionally-charged thrillers in the future.
She explains, "Derailed... kind of... derailed. Thrillers are tough. I'm glad I did it, but I don't need to do these kinds of movies.
"It's kind of like caviar. I don't need to have it again."
|
contactmusic
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 01:13 AM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Bronze Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 166
|
Quote:
|
"It's kind of like caviar. I don't need to have it again."
|
And darling, your comments are like stepping in a steaming squish of doggie poop in the park. No one needs to hear it again.
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 01:28 AM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Do fish have boogers?
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Venus
Posts: 1,000,002,102
|
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 01:30 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweet Down Under!
Posts: 11,672
|
Actually she is only saying what you all think anyhow. You all think the movies sucked anyway! She is agreeing. What more do you want?
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 01:40 AM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 11,847
|
Hmm. That's a good question!
How about being able to say this: "Hey! I wonder what's been going on with Jennifer Aniston? I haven't heard a single thing about her in at least a year or more, I wonder what she's been doing?"
Greta Garbo she ain't!
__________________
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 01:42 AM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweet Down Under!
Posts: 11,672
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by MrsDark
Greta Garbo she ain't!
|
Yep and neither is ...oh I better not spoil this thread too!
And come on you know it would be boring if we didn't hear about her. You would all go crazy not being able to say your little *not by the hair of my chinny chin chin* jokes!
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 01:56 AM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 11,847
|
Hey, the Jawnifer Chiniston is Grimm's territory!  I couldn't do that anywhere near as hilarious! He makes her endless presence way bearable though. But the mug shot need not be up to the minute for that fun.
__________________
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 02:00 AM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweet Down Under!
Posts: 11,672
|
I must be the only person who finds the same joke over and over so not funny then. Oh well I like to be different!
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 04:50 AM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Wisconsin, United States
Posts: 9,942
|
I can't believe she is seriously slamming another one of her films. Man she is digging her own grave.
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 05:05 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: pretending to be a lurker but I'm not quiet enough
Posts: 15,530
|
She could use some introspection instead of blaming everything else like she had no control over it.
Quote:
but I don't need to do these kinds of movies.
|
How about not doing any kinds of movies? Then she doesn't have to whine about them failing.
__________________
If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 05:13 AM
|
#11 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hotlanta, GA
Posts: 1,938
|
she doesn't need to try to act any more! she's terrible! and fugly as hell!
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 08:39 PM
|
#12 (permalink)
|
|
Silver Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 366
|
jennifer says, jEENNIFDFERW SAYSSSS STFU already you bitch!!!!
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 08:49 PM
|
#13 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 8,714
|
You know what? If she hated the end-result so much, maybe she should return her salary accordingly. I mean> remember how critics can totally bury a movie, but still have praise for some of the stars, for at least attempting to make something of a bad script or bad direction or bad subject - whatever?
If she's only releasing "duds", maybe she didn't try as hard as her salary would suggest she'd do. So> return the money to its rightful owner, since clearly you performed under par. And once you're finished doing that, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
|
|
|
March 24th, 2006, 09:11 PM
|
#14 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
Posts: 45,226
|
So she's not doing romantic comedies, nor thrillers.. Along Came Polly was idiotic and that comedic turn probably won't need to be repeated.. so she's left with action movies, weepy sad ones, and horror films.. OH SNAP, she was already in Leprechaun 2.
__________________
"I can't help it if their ego suffers bystander trauma from my vivisection of their argument"
|
|
|
March 25th, 2006, 02:56 AM
|
#15 (permalink)
|
|
Gold Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,284
|
Has it occured to the twit that it might not be the movie but her?
Sorry, delusional thinking on my part, how could we blame the failure of so many movies on their "star"?
__________________
Snooky Wookums, prepare for the invasion!
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:06 AM.
|