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    Kevin Costner's camp is vigorously denying that the "Field of Dreams" star engaged in sexual self-gratification in front of a horrified masseuse at a posh Scottish golf resort.
    This week, London's Daily Mirror reported an unnamed 34-year-old massage therapist's claim that an "American A-list actor" had "dropped his towel" and performed a "'disgusting' act in front of her."

    The woman, who said the Old Course Hotel in St. Andrews, Scotland dismissed her after she complained about the incident, told a labor tribunal that the actor "kept putting his hand underneath his towel," and that, when she began to massage his head, he "grabbed her wrist forcefully, whipped off his towel [and] exposed himself," according to the Mirror. The paper reported that the masseuse had been tempted to tell the actor's wife, another massage client, of his alleged "abuse."

    Gossip blogs, including Gawker.com, were quick to speculate that the actor was Costner. Gawker reported that the star is a friend of Herb Kohler, who owns the hotel. Costner and his wife Christine spent their honeymoon there in 2004.

    But Costner's rep, Paul Bloch, told us: "We find it unfortunate that Mr. Costner's name has been brought into what is essentially a dispute between a company owned by a good friend of his and a former employee and that it would tarnish what was a wonderful time spent at this resort with his wife."

    A friend of Costner contended, "He's being set up. I think this woman's lawyer is using his name to put pressure on his friend to settle."

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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Is he even considered Alist anymore?

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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Good question. But I still think it was him.
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    If it wasn't him, then Costner or his rep would be saying very loudly, "He wasn't even Scotland at that time, and i can prove it!" or something along those lines. But they aren't saying ANYTHING to show any sort of proof that it was not or could not have been him. So, i absolutely think it was Costner. (What are the chances that it was some other piggish, well-known, married, American, actor at this obscure resort way off in SCOTLAND? --when Costner & his wife are KNOWN to frequent this particular resort) It was him, no doubt about it. Plus, he's a known PIG who cheats on his wife all the time. Remember the blind item about him? (And the source, i believe, ended up revealing that it was indeed about Costner.)

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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    If you jerk it, he will come.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    If you jerk it, he will come.
    Ummmmmm....yeahhhhh....as would most men.

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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    .. a reference to 'Field of Dreams'...

    *watches the joke die*
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Don't deny it-I had a pretty good dream about him last night!!!
    I need something to keep me going
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Omg that's just wrong.
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    It just happened, Grimm, I promise! But it was quite interesting!! I guess it was just in my subconscious and you know I am sexually frustrated....it just kinda happened!
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    You're frustrated sexually like Costner is frustrated with his box office bombs
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Well, he gave an Oscar winning performance last night



    And you flat out asked for that one sweetie!!
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Well it's amazing what special effects can do
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    Default Re: Kevin Costner denies he was 'mystery masturbator'

    Grimm, you'd better be glad that you are gay. And live in Canada, or I would come after your ass!! You give me that bit of snide humor that I so much need!!
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