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    Colombian pop superstar SHAKIRA is set to be honored with a giant steel statue in her hometown of Barranquilla.

    The mammoth construction is rumoured to be five metres high (16 feet) and is expected to arrive by boat tomorrow (19MAR06).

    The LAUNDRY SERVICE star is thrilled by the tribute; following a viewing of the artwork during a fundraiser in Germany she said, "I want people to think that any girl can start working on her dreams and that they will come true."

    German artist DIETER PATT donated the sculpture.
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    Shakira's ASS honoured with statue



    Colombian pop superstar SHAKIRA is set to be honored with a giant steel statue
    of her shapely taut posterior in her hometown
    of Barranquilla.

    The mammoth construction is rumoured to be five metres high (16 feet)
    and is expected to be blessed by Pope Benedict a week
    after its completion
    .

    The LAUNDRY SERVICE star is thrilled by the tribute, as are legions of
    randy young men who, though they'd never be caught dead owning a
    Shakira CD, routinely sneak into their sisters' bedrooms to steal posters
    of her for purposes of, er, jacking off.


    Shakira said, "I want people to think that any girl can start working on her
    ass and that the world's masturbating community will beat a path to her door."

    German artist DIETER PATT donated the sculpture, and is now resting
    comfortably, with bandaged hands and genitals, in a spa in Dsseldorf
    .

    ♫` ∴|| ~∞≠∝ ♫♪ $ -4C

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    ourmanin, come on! Girl's history as a musician worlwide may be short, but she's done so much beforehand. Laundry Service was her 4th or 5th album. she's done a lot to promote her native country worldwide, so I see no point in dissing her like that...

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    Ah, you have much to learn about the ways of OurMan, young grasshoppa! I assure you, he meant no offense to the lovely Shakira and her fine, fine ass. Ourman serves a greater purpose in the realm of GossipRocks! He brings levity and wit wherever he doth tread. Where the red text goes, much humour is sure to follow.
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    i have heard about shakira sextape video, is it true?

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    No, she has no sex tape.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    This just in...the statue CAN'T dance....and neither can she!
    "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." TEAM MILEY!!

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    Say what? This isnt Beyonce! She can belly dance! Regular dance though, probably not. Ballroom dance? Doubtful. And I severely doubt she can 'drop down and get her eagle on', 'shake it like a salt shaker' or 'drop it like its hot'.

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    resurrection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    Say what? This isnt Beyonce! She can belly dance! Regular dance though, probably not. Ballroom dance? Doubtful. And I severely doubt she can 'drop down and get her eagle on', 'shake it like a salt shaker' or 'drop it like its hot'.

    Or "Pop, Lock, and Drop It".
    "Sometimes, I find a finger works just as well."

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    Quote Originally Posted by indoroids View Post
    i have heard about shakira sextape video, is it true?
    Shit? I can smell eau de troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    Say what? This isnt Beyonce! She can belly dance! Regular dance though, probably not. Ballroom dance? Doubtful. And I severely doubt she can 'drop down and get her eagle on', 'shake it like a salt shaker' or 'drop it like its hot'.
    I caught her video for that "she wolf" song and she looked like an idiot.....she should stick to belly dancing. I also saw her on a show (i think SNL) and she was moving around worse than Elaine on Seinfeld!
    "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." TEAM MILEY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    Say what? This isnt Beyonce! She can belly dance! Regular dance though, probably not. Ballroom dance? Doubtful. And I severely doubt she can 'drop down and get her eagle on', 'shake it like a salt shaker' or 'drop it like its hot'.
    But she's been TRYING though hasn't she? Yes... we've seen the recent performances on Leno & such
    & not a single fuck was given...

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