Shakira's ASS honoured with statue
Colombian pop superstar SHAKIRA is set to be honored with a giant steel statue
of her shapely taut posterior in her hometown
The mammoth construction is rumoured to be five metres high (16 feet)
and is expected to be blessed by Pope Benedict a week
after its completion.
The LAUNDRY SERVICE star is thrilled by the tribute, as are legions of
randy young men who, though they'd never be caught dead owning a
Shakira CD, routinely sneak into their sisters' bedrooms to steal posters
of her for purposes of, er, jacking off.
Shakira said, "I want people to think that any girl can start working on her
ass and that the world's masturbating community will beat a path to her door."
German artist DIETER PATT donated the sculpture, and is now resting
comfortably, with bandaged hands and genitals, in a spa in Düsseldorf.