Colombian pop superstar SHAKIRA is set to be honored with a giant steel statue in her hometown of Barranquilla.
The mammoth construction is rumoured to be five metres high (16 feet) and is expected to arrive by boat tomorrow (19MAR06).
The LAUNDRY SERVICE star is thrilled by the tribute; following a viewing of the artwork during a fundraiser in Germany she said, "I want people to think that any girl can start working on her dreams and that they will come true."
Colombian pop superstar SHAKIRA is set to be honored with a giant steel statue
of her shapely taut posterior in her hometown
of Barranquilla.
The mammoth construction is rumoured to be five metres high (16 feet)
and is expected to be blessed by Pope Benedict a week
after its completion.
The LAUNDRY SERVICE star is thrilled by the tribute, as are legions of
randy young men who, though they'd never be caught dead owning a
Shakira CD, routinely sneak into their sisters' bedrooms to steal posters
of her for purposes of, er, jacking off.
Shakira said, "I want people to think that any girl can start working on her
ass and that the world's masturbating community will beat a path to her door."
German artist DIETER PATT donated the sculpture, and is now resting
comfortably, with bandaged hands and genitals, in a spa in Düsseldorf.
ourmanin, come on! Girl's history as a musician worlwide may be short, but she's done so much beforehand. Laundry Service was her 4th or 5th album. she's done a lot to promote her native country worldwide, so I see no point in dissing her like that...
Ah, you have much to learn about the ways of OurMan, young grasshoppa! I assure you, he meant no offense to the lovely Shakira and her fine, fine ass. Ourman serves a greater purpose in the realm of GossipRocks! He brings levity and wit wherever he doth tread. Where the red text goes, much humour is sure to follow.
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