March 19th, 2006, 03:10 AM
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Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
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March 19, 2006 -- "I'M not stupid. I know I'm not getting girls off my good looks. When I'd sold 50,000 records, I was [having sex with] fat chicks in Virginia. I look in the mirror when I brush my teeth, I know what I look like" - Kid Rock in Blender...
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Sounds like little Bobby has some esteem issues. You should never get involved with a guy who thinks like this: he will treat you like shit because he'll never truly believe you love him.
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March 19th, 2006, 03:27 AM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
It's one thing to be unattractive but quite another to dress all bummy and have greasy looking rat nest hair and a goatee. The same goes for Kfed IMO, if these men cleaned up themselves and became a little more metro and classy, they prolly wouldn't look so bad.
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March 19th, 2006, 03:46 AM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
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I was [having sex with] fat chicks in Virginia.
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Or... "I was [ not having sex with] fat chicks anywhere."
Fixed that for ya!
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March 19th, 2006, 06:23 AM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
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It's one thing to be unattractive but quite another to dress all bummy and have greasy looking rat nest hair and a goatee. The same goes for Kfed IMO, if these men cleaned up themselves and became a little more metro and classy, they prolly wouldn't look so bad.
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March 19th, 2006, 07:19 AM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
Well what do they like him for? Surely not his music?
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March 19th, 2006, 07:43 AM
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March 19th, 2006, 09:50 AM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
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Perhaps he's a little too in touch for his own good!
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March 19th, 2006, 09:51 AM
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Well what do they like him for? Surely not his music?
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I'd say his Johnson though I can't even imagine that near me!
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March 19th, 2006, 10:37 AM
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Star fuckers are a dime a dozen.
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March 19th, 2006, 10:55 AM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
^^
Yes...it's kind of sick actually how obsessed the star fuckers are.
Personally, I wouldn't touch Kid Rock a with 10 foot pole.
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March 19th, 2006, 12:29 PM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
And I don't care if you scrubbed him with a brillo pad, the man has no chin, albino eyes and a beer-bloated body. Throw in the sleezy sex tape and you really haven't got much to work with.
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March 19th, 2006, 12:39 PM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
Plus, he's guilty of some of the worst aural pollution ever comitted. Oh, and he's straight up FUG. Fug, fug, fug, fug fug. I feel that hasn't been mentioned enough.
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March 22nd, 2006, 04:32 PM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
hmm i wonder why pammy was fucking him? maybe hes big?
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March 22nd, 2006, 05:02 PM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
" I look in the mirror when I brush my teeth" Whoah!!! He brushes his teeth? Just looking at him, I wouldn't guess that he had any acquaintance with hygiene.
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March 22nd, 2006, 08:11 PM
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Re: Kid Rock knows the chicks don't dig him for his looks
^^ That was my first though. He brushes his teeth? Wow, chalk one up for the greasy white kid.
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