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Old March 18th, 2006, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Source: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en...21210892.shtml & ONTD

There seems to be a distinct similarity in behavior when it comes to Perez Hilton and Clay Aiken.

A report by our friend at 'Faded Youth - Celebrity Terrorist' has alerted us to this little gem about 'The Queen Of All Media.' "Just when you thought online cruising was only for fallen American Idols, think again. The investigative people at Gawker have unearthed Perez Hilton's Adam4Adam.com profile."

Gawker writes: 'We hate to do this -- we really, really do - but given his public profile these days, it was only inevitable.'
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O.K. lets take a look at this shall we? I mean if we dig I wonder if we will find any ex-green berets, indian chiefs or bikers in 'ol Perizzle's history.

This is actually poetic justice. Clay Aiken takes a beating nearly daily on Perez's site however, Perez probably isn't worried about being outed.

He should however, be worried about the following:

Just as we thought, Perez doesn't have a lot hanging. In fact at 7.5 inches no one would ever mistakenly use the term 'larger than life,' unless of course we were talking about his current weight. In his picture -- we can see that Perizzle was actually thin once!.

Perez or his imitator ( Coti? ) also expresses an affinity for some 'pnp' sex. Ah, Party & Play. What's that you ask? Sex with drugs we understand.

Perez would also seem to enjoy a good 'ol 3-some or simply the following ( in no particular order of course ), JO, Sucking, F**king, 1 on 1, Group Sex, Voyeurism, Leather, Toys, Role Playing, B&D, S&M, Pig Play, WS, Rimming, F**k Buddy, LTR, Friends, Dating, Kissing. He's also apparently on the hunt for "wild times with nasty, sane, cool guys" and nothing seems to get 'ol Perez's pee-pee stiffer than a good long lingering kiss.

"I like to think I can fit into as many scenes as possible," 'tommygnosis' proclaims. However, I just couldn't picture Perez at a Motorhead concert... Could you imagine? Lemmy and Perizzle? LOL.. But, I digress

He describes himself as very oral. "To be free one must give up a little part of oneself."

Don't get us wrong, we don't dislike the queen but we do find the whole thing incredibly ironic and since he never links to us anyway - we're not terribly concerned about pissing him off either.
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Old March 18th, 2006, 03:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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god he is the most irritating person. Perfect study in how someone can go from cool to lap dog in 1 easy step.
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Old March 18th, 2006, 10:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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god he is the most irritating person. Perfect study in how someone can go from cool to lap dog in 1 easy step.
Wow...that could easily describe Tom Cruise as well!
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Old March 19th, 2006, 04:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I won't be shocked if this turns out to be true. He sucks.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 07:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL..the average male penis is 5 to 6 inches..that article is bullshit..a REAL 7.5 is actually pretty big(though I seriously doubt he has that much-they all lie in those ads). And he needs to seriously update his ad. Swimmer's build? hahahahaha....no wait..whales are swimmers, aren't they?
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Old March 19th, 2006, 03:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If Perez is 7.5 inches I'm the Queen of England.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 03:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm not a fan of the mighty-bloated-one, but occasionally visit his site to see who he's kissing up to now.

The man is in bad need of a good shave. Seriously.
He's posted a pic of him and LaLohan all snuggled up ...... and he looks dirty.... downright dirty. And he needs to buy himself some bigger shirts. His shirt is gapping between the buttons. Truly pathetic.
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Old March 21st, 2006, 05:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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We hate to do this — we really, really do — but given his public profile these days, it was only inevitable. We were pointed to a certain webpage today, and it turns out that when Perez Hilton isn’t blogging on his eponymous site, he’s on the hunt for “wild times with nasty, sane, cool guys.” Oh, and “group sex” and “misc fetishes” work well, too. He’s HIV-, you’ll be thrilled to hear, although his 7.5 inches may leave some men wanting more.
Perez Hilton Profile on Adam4Adam.com
Perez Hilton [perezhilton.com]
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From the comments section there was this link http://www.gay.com/personals/profile...me=tommygnosis
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491768/
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Old March 21st, 2006, 05:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow, he's put on like 100 lbs. USE UP TO DATE PICTURES, fatso!
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Old March 21st, 2006, 05:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hes pretty disgusting to me, hes always been...
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