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    DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star EVA LONGORIA had to teach her basketball beau TONY PARKER, how to please her in the bedroom, because he is so inexperienced.

    The 31-year-old actress has described their initial meeting as "lust at first sight", but admits she had to lead the way for her 23-year-old French boyfriend in the bedroom.

    She explains, "Tony's only been with one other person in his life. I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love."

    Longoria, who is divorced from actor TYLER CHRISTOPHER and was romantically linked with 'N SYNC star JC CHASEZ, says the couple have no immediate wedding plans.

    The couple also has a difference of opinion when it comes to having children out of wedlock.

    Longoria says, "I would. Tony wouldn't. But we know exactly what we want in our future. Our children will speak French."
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    Dumb slut is counting her chickens...

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    And I'm sure he's just THRILLED that she's revealed something like that about him. Idiot.

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    She already knows she would have a child out of wedlock? Whore.

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    Is anyone else as turned off by this broad as me? What's the big deal about her anyway?

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    Instead of the vibrators she always bragging about, I think this girl would get more use out of a muzzle. Shut up already Eva!

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    That's way too much info for my liking.
    I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
    That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?---Jean Kerr

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    Sure sure one other partner. Nice suckup Tony!!

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    Ever notice that the people who constantly talk about sex get the least action?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvira
    Ever notice that the people who constantly talk about sex get the least action?
    She has to fly around the country when she isn't filming to get a piece....

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    So tacky. First she talks about her brazilian wax and orgasms and now this. It's too much information. Can't she just keep her life private..please!!

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    Wow, I didn't know he was so young.

    "I'm the experienced one".
    LOL. Uh-huh I think we all know what that means.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by saimamom
    So tacky. First she talks about her brazilian wax and orgasms and now this. It's too much information. Can't she just keep her life private..please!!

    She needs to shut her piehole...I'm sick of hearing all of this, it's just grossing me out.
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    I can't stand this whore!

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    This kid is just a baby. He's 23 and she's 31. She's desperate.

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