March 17th, 2006, 02:41 PM
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Peter Andre was given a special bedroom treat by wife Jordan for his birthday.
The pop singer got a horse from his sexy spouse as his main gift, but insists it didn't compare to the surprise he got between the sheets.
He said: "The best gift was when my wife donned her birthday suit and gave me a special treat in the bedroom - it was mind blowing."
The most useless present Andre received was a set of hair straighteners - because he has just lopped off his long locks.
He added in New magazine: "My brother, Michael, bought me some portable hair straighteners, which would have been perfect if I hadn't just shaved all my hair off."
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March 17th, 2006, 05:46 PM
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This is the weirdest couple out there. He's ugly and she's scary.
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March 17th, 2006, 11:59 PM
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so she f*cked him up the arse?
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March 18th, 2006, 02:28 AM
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I hear you, Milliondollar. I was thinking she gave him the gift of man love.
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March 18th, 2006, 05:29 AM
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so she f*cked him up the arse?
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No, his brand new horse did.
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March 18th, 2006, 10:10 AM
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so she f*cked him up the arse?
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Thank you for stealing my post.
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March 18th, 2006, 07:48 PM
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He said: "The best gift was when my wife donned her birthday suit and gave me a special treat in the bedroom - it was mind blowing."
So they actually lay in bed and had a conversation? Wow progress for them. I'm thrilled.
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March 18th, 2006, 07:56 PM
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"My brother, Michael, bought me some portable hair straighteners"
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..as opposed to????
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March 18th, 2006, 10:29 PM
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..as opposed to????
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You know, those regular ones where you go and get hooked up t o something on your head similiar to a ECG (electroencephograph thingy) and it not only straightens your curls but takes away unneccessary brain cells at the same time.
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March 18th, 2006, 11:52 PM
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Ohhhhhhhh you mean one of these?
Looks like some kind of S&M gizmo, or possibly a Scientologist's Artificial Insemination Unit
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March 18th, 2006, 11:53 PM
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Ohhhhhhhh you mean one of these?
Looks like some kind of S&M gizmo, or possibly a Scientologist's Artificial Insemination Unit |
Poor Katie...
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March 19th, 2006, 02:37 AM
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Ohhhhhhhh you mean one of these?
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yeh, that be it. Wonder if Tom Cruise ever borrowed one for his personal use.......and not to straighten his hair.
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March 19th, 2006, 02:53 AM
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"Oh yeah Xenu, clamp my balls baby"
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March 19th, 2006, 05:36 AM
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portable as opposed to plug-in!
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