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    Default Peter Andre's bedroom gift from Jordan

    Peter Andre was given a special bedroom treat by wife Jordan for his birthday.
    The pop singer got a horse from his sexy spouse as his main gift, but insists it didn't compare to the surprise he got between the sheets.

    He said: "The best gift was when my wife donned her birthday suit and gave me a special treat in the bedroom - it was mind blowing."

    The most useless present Andre received was a set of hair straighteners - because he has just lopped off his long locks.

    He added in New magazine: "My brother, Michael, bought me some portable hair straighteners, which would have been perfect if I hadn't just shaved all my hair off."
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    This is the weirdest couple out there. He's ugly and she's scary.

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    so she f*cked him up the arse?

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    I hear you, Milliondollar. I was thinking she gave him the gift of man love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillionDollarBaby
    so she f*cked him up the arse?
    No, his brand new horse did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillionDollarBaby
    so she f*cked him up the arse?
    Thank you for stealing my post.

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    He said: "The best gift was when my wife donned her birthday suit and gave me a special treat in the bedroom - it was mind blowing."


    So they actually lay in bed and had a conversation? Wow progress for them. I'm thrilled.

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    "My brother, Michael, bought me some portable hair straighteners"
    ..as opposed to????
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O
    ..as opposed to????
    You know, those regular ones where you go and get hooked up t o something on your head similiar to a ECG (electroencephograph thingy) and it not only straightens your curls but takes away unneccessary brain cells at the same time.
    Jack I swear.

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    Ohhhhhhhh you mean one of these?



    Looks like some kind of S&M gizmo, or possibly a Scientologist's Artificial Insemination Unit
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O
    Ohhhhhhhh you mean one of these?



    Looks like some kind of S&M gizmo, or possibly a Scientologist's Artificial Insemination Unit
    Poor Katie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O
    Ohhhhhhhh you mean one of these?



    Looks like some kind of S&M gizmo, or possibly a Scientologist's Artificial Insemination Unit
    yeh, that be it. Wonder if Tom Cruise ever borrowed one for his personal use.......and not to straighten his hair.
    Jack I swear.

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    "Oh yeah Xenu, clamp my balls baby"
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    portable as opposed to plug-in!

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