Paris Hilton was snuggling up to Paris Latsis

[Elvira]

Ted Casablanca’s The Awful Truth
03/16/2006

Bad Paris!

No, I am not reprimanding Simple Life club hopper Paris Hilton.

She did nothing wrong last weekend. She hit Privilege on Saturday night with a cutesy crew that included sister Nicky and her boyfriend Kevin Connolly.

Where is the news you ask? Just what is the dish? Well, kittens. It was a double date, and Stavros Niarchos was not in the house of red walls, oh no. Snuggling up to Paris was none other than...

Greek appetizer Paris Latsis--yep, boy Paris, her ex-beau.

Oy, here we go again. Can ya stand it? Embryos on the K-Fed and now this? May lose my sugar-free Red Bull intake in moments...

Now, Boy P. and Girl P. did leave separately, but that sounds like a performance exit to moi. Don't you agree? And what's more important is P-squared were cuddling, whispering, looking "like two peas in a pod," said myriad stick-thin tattlers.

Fine, I just hope there's no actual pea in the pod, if you catch my naughty drift.

I would say the same of Tara Reid and Pauly Shore, who were sharing a nearby booth, but I can't. I'd kind of like to see Tara settle down and make a baby with a fallen comedian.

Calm yourselves. We'll get back to Paris, I swear.

More interesting than all of this are-they-or-aren't-they canoodling crapola is a certain jacket. A few months back, Boy Paris stepped out to Memphis restaurant on Hollywood Boulevard looking like he was dressed up as a lumberjack for a public school production of Johnny Appleseed. If you recall, I told you about this jacket, the ski lodge ear-flap hat, the plaid, the ridiculousness of it all.

Apparently, I need to say it again, because P.L. was wearing that same black-and-red-checked flannel coat. No ear flaps this time, but he paired the Vermonty jacket with a damn trucker hat. I mean, even Ashton Kutcher has tossed his collection into the charity bin, right?

Okay, now we'll move on to some sightings that hopefully do not involve bad outerwear.

eonline.com

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...06/060316.html

[LynnieD]

Well duh! They both already have herpes so why the hell not right???

[AliceInWonderland]

double

[Laurent]

Someone get the Center for Disease Control on the phone.

[moomies]

We'll be in big trouble once Paris' STDs become transmittable over the internet through reading and seeing anything Paris related.