Life & Style, Standing By Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Split: Update!

CherryDarling · March 14th, 2006, 04:33 PM

Life & Style Weekly is riding Tom Cruise's ass like he's a power bottom!

The magazine is still insisting that Cruise and 'pregnant' Katie Holmes have secretly broken up and are pretending to still be together.

According to Life & Style, Tom recently announced to Katie that he wants sole custody of their alien child once the creature is born.

"Katie went absolutely nuts and stormed off in tears," says a source close to the couple of how Holmes reacted to Cruise's news.

Tom event went so far as to ask Katie to sign legal documents granting custody, the mag alleges, and Holmes' dad, Martin, who reportedly loathes Cruise, became involved.

FYI: Katie's dad is a lawyer.

And, as PerezHilton.com was the first to exclusively report worldwide, Tom & Katie have been having trouble keeping their alleged facade going and got into a huge fight in public, at a basketball game where Cruise's daughter was playing.

"They had no clue a photographer was there [inside the game]," reports Life & Style about the argument.

Tom is said to want custody of the child because he is concerned that Katie won't raise it as a Scientologist.

"For him to ask Katie to give up custody is just horrible," says a friend of the couples. "It just reinforces her attitude that he only cares about himself."

In fact, according to TomKat's pals, "Katie is so turned off by Tom and his lifestyle, she's almost ready to make a clean break."

Bring it!

Source:perez & ONTD

SVZ · March 14th, 2006, 04:38 PM

i hope this is true.

this will be the final straw, after MI3 tanks he'll fade into obscurity

DVS_one · March 14th, 2006, 04:42 PM

YIPPPEEEEE.. please tell is this is ALL true and katie runs like hell..

Grimmlok · March 14th, 2006, 04:48 PM

oh for fucks sake, let him keep the pillow.

LynnieD · March 14th, 2006, 04:48 PM

Maybe she's not as dumb as we thought. Time will tell!

Lobelia · March 14th, 2006, 04:52 PM

Run, Katie, RUN!

moomies · March 14th, 2006, 04:54 PM

I think they are just falsely creating this drama to get more publicity and make us think that she is really pregnant with his baby.

But we know better than that don't we?

nana55 · March 14th, 2006, 05:17 PM

I hate to admit it, but I think she is really pregnant. The last photos they have been showing she is certainly bloated and tired enough to be pregnant. If she is, the fact that he is dragging her all over the damn world makes me even angrier. I really do hope it's a pillow, but I don't think so anymore.

Lobelia · March 14th, 2006, 05:17 PM

She IS pregnant, mooms, & the baby will be the L. Ron The Sequel, Messiah of Scientology. He will save us all from the 3 dreaded D's, depression, drugs & dyslexia. He will free us from thetans, audit all our thoughts, e-meter our emotions, and provide all the in-closet homosexuals with discreet booty & beards. All will be joyous and gay.

sweetrebel · March 14th, 2006, 05:27 PM

Craziness I tell you, pure craziness!!

Bellatheball · March 14th, 2006, 05:36 PM

I love In Touch. They have cajones! And I second RUN KATIE RUN!

enctpc · March 14th, 2006, 06:29 PM

"And, as PerezHilton.com was the first to exclusively report worldwide, Tom & Katie have been having trouble keeping their alleged facade going and got into a huge fight in public, at a basketball game where Cruise's daughter was playing."

I was reading too fast and I thought it said they had a pillow fight in public

.... now I would love to see that.. Katie whipping out her pillow and donking Tom over the head..

Are there any photos from this fight???

CherryDarling · March 14th, 2006, 09:10 PM

I know I saw some photos on ONTD, but I didn't have time to post them...it was photos of TomKat at his daughters basketball game...they didn't know they were being photographed and Katie looked extremely bored.

red wine · March 14th, 2006, 10:36 PM

Oh please, please Katie - get outta there, girl!

Palermo · March 14th, 2006, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobelia

She IS pregnant, mooms, & the baby will be the L. Ron The Sequel, Messiah of Scientology. He will save us all from the 3 dreaded D's, depression, drugs & dyslexia. He will free us from thetans, audit all our thoughts, e-meter our emotions, and provide all the in-closet homosexuals with discreet booty & beards. All will be joyous and gay.