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    March 14, 2006 -- STING requires privacy when he ogles strippers. The soft-rocking singer was lapping up dances at the Penthouse Executive Club Saturday night when a bouncer approached a nearby table of men having a bachelor party. "A bouncer came over to my drunken crowd to preemptively tell us to stay away from him," reports one celebrant, "saying something to the effect of yes, that is Sting, but he wants to be left alone (except by the leggy blond stripper whom he disappeared with into the upstairs champagne room.)" Sting, who used to bring his wife Trudie Styler to Scores, is known for asking topless temptresses to keep their dresses on when they grind his lap.

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    Ugh...every time one of these gross Sting sex stories pops up, I just want to vomit. Not only to I hate his music and think he's a pretentious git, the thought of him with an engorged penis is revolting.
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    What about Trudie? I don't care I would not tolerate some stripper grinding on my boyfs lap at all. He'd have serious black eyes after I was finished with him.

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    Apparently she's a 'swinger' as well. Remember her going on Howard Stern and talking about this and everything else about thier sex life? Nice for the kids to hear about, eh? He's gross, she's annoying.
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    ^^ Really?! All I ever heard about was their tantric sex sessions so I just assumed they were just really really into each other, didn't know they were also spreading their love with others.

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    Well known for spreading the love around. Among other things, apparently she likes to get it on with other women and he likes to watch. I say whatever floats your boat...but I don't want to hear about it.
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    Well like you say, especially not when you have kids. Imagine reading about what your folks have been up to? I'd be traumatised. My mum and dad never 'knocked boots'! I just appeared one day

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    Five words I don't even want to THINK about together: Sting. Trudy. Spreading it around.
    I feel ill.
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    sting has herpes right?

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    TMI!!!!!!!!!!
    Nope.

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    ^^ Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa


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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch
    Ugh...every time one of these gross Sting sex stories pops up, I just want to vomit. Not only to I hate his music and think he's a pretentious git, the thought of him with an engorged penis is revolting.
    He IS so revolting. He used to be a regular at a strip club I worked at years ago, he had a regular girl there as well as a few others, and he was seeing Trudie at the time but he stopped his thing with the dancer once he married Trudie. As for that tantric thing, he admitted that his marathon 8 hour sex sessions were bullshit. He was practically having a hypo at the Victoria's Secret show when he stood next to Giselle Bundchen, he is so revolting and is a self absorbed, self righteous phony tree hugging talentless perverted git.

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